OMFG WAIT
I'm a bagger and a pregnant transsexual came into my work today I'm not lying
This checker I work with was telling me there's this pregnant man who came in last week but I had no clue what she meant. Literally this is so mean but she came in today and I struggled to not laugh because her 5 o'clock shadow game was strong and she was rubbing her fake belly so much
then all of a sudden a coworker runs up to me and whispers "that's the pregnant man," OMG it was so ****ed up of me but it was soooo ****ing sudden and random
I kept trying to put her damn eggplants in a bag but I couldn't
Then the checker said "Have a nice day sir"...
I had to spend time in the bathroom to compose myself.