"Now every day ain't gon' be no picnic, love ain't no walk in the park"
"I smell your breath, it makes me cry"
"Zip your lip like a padlock"
"Softer than a McDonald's Hamburger bun"
"You'll find me strutting the club like a pony"
"Your love pins me like a trampoline" or whatever that line was.
And it goes both ways, great lyrics ruined by terrible songs - "Don't tell me you love me, then put a gun to my head". That song is trash.
Ever heard a song that was great but the lyrics let it down?