Hi!
Yeah, so what i'm gonna do is rank my:
TOP 15 BEST SONGS OF THE YEAR
TOP 7 WORST SONGS
TOP 5 BEST TV SHOWS
TOP 5 BEST ALBUMS
...And that's it.
I'm keeping it short (and sweet?) cuz i want this to be over and done with by Saturday.
What more can i tell you? It'll be fun, at least i think so.
Disclaimer : if you're expecting like, trippy indie bands from Sweden and anonymous 'ambient' realmusic then hmmm... i don't know what to tell you. Most of these were hits on one format or the other.
One of humanity's most pressing questions has always been "What did we do to God to deserve Jason Derulo?"
Well, i have the answer.
Jason Derulo is Haitian. His music obviously reflects this.
"Is it weird that your bra reminds me of a Katy Perry song?"
Obnoxiously loud, smug, ratchet and desperate for attention, like every Haitian i know. OBVIOUSLY i can't be racist, i have Haitian friends.
You haven't lived if you haven't gone off to this.
God bless Snapchat. You get to post videos of you looking like you're having fun (FUN in all-capitals!) at the club/football game/restaurant even though you're really NOT.
But this song REDEEMS every dreadful night out. And it's white-girl-certified.
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I ain't got no type
bad bitches is the only thing that i like.
You haven't lived if you haven't gone off to this.
God bless Snapchat. You get to post videos of you looking like you're having fun (FUN in all-capitals!) at the club/football game/restaurant even though you're really NOT.
But this song REDEEMS every dreadful night out. And it's white-girl-certified.
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I ain't got no type
bad bitches is the only thing that i like.
Lana at her absolute best.
Needy, melodramatic and LADEN with daddy issues.
The guitar solo at the tail-end of the song is the undisputed highlight, everything's amped up to the max; more dystopian, more frantic, a life-and-death level of urgency.... elevating it past most of the complacent, 'merely-happy-to-be-on-the-tracklist' songs on Ultraviolence.
I want to know which ones are the songs that you hated the most this year 
and I love No Type! Is my current jam 
