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EXCLUSIVE! Khia To Receive Lifetime Achievement Award on Sunday!!!
Posted on August 26, 2010
All of the internet is abuzz over this Sunday's VMA's, and the show just got hotter! According to OUR EXCLUSIVE SOURCES, this year's VMAs will be one for the history books. The show will feature mind-blowing performances by Adele, Beyonce, Chris Brown, and Lady Gaga, but all eyes will be on the MTV's planned tribute to the undisputed Queen of Pop, the iconic Thug Misses herself, Khia.
According to a leaked document, Khia will be receiving MTV's Lifetime Achievement Award, and will be feted by an all-star list of superstars. We spoke to our EXCLUSIVE SOURCE about what to expect at the Sunday's show.
Q: Why did you decide to give Khia a tribute?
A: Because Khia is a true MTV icon. Her videos are iconic. Her music is iconic. Her fashion is iconic. Her performances are iconic. She is totally an iconic icon.
Q: Does anybody at MTV know what the word "icon" means?
A: No, we do not.
Q: So what was thought behind giving her a tribute ?
A: Well we thought about giving tributes based on talent and awards won. The obvious choices would be Lady Gaga or Beyonce. Beyonce has won 12 VMAs and Lady Gaga has won Lady Gaga has won 11 VMAs in only 2 years. But at MTV things like logic, musical talent, influence, and artistic merit are boring. So we decided to shake things up. We placed a bunch of random names in a hat, picked one at random, and gave them a tribute. We initially picked Keri Hilson, but she was unable to get time off from Home Depot. So then we picked Khia, and she gladly accepted, provided we post her bail and find someone to watch her kids.
Q: We saw a leaked set list of Khia's tribute. Is this true?
A: We don't want to give anything away. You'll have to wait until the show.
Q: Who do you predict will win big on Sunday night?
A: Well if this were based purely on video art I would say Katy Perry, Adele, or Gaga would win big. But since we only play about 2 videos a year, we have decided to ration out awards like government cheese to whoever agrees to show up. You know that scene at the end of Mean GIrls where Cady breaks up her crown and gives it to everybody? Our show is like that.
Q: What can you tell us about Gaga's opening performance?
A: Gaga is an artist who is very serious about her music and the visuals that go along with it. Everything she does comes from the most sensitive depths of her soul. She will be doing a medley of songs from "Born This Way" We have built a giant, wet, hairy anus for her and she will cover herself with feces and make her entrance from the anus. The feces represents the price of fame, and how the media and society throws unfair labels and misrepresentations on celebrities and minorities. The anus is a metaphor for the entertainment industry and the journey of life, and how me must all go through ****** circumstances to get to true self-acceptance. The performance is all about art, love, inspiration, Andy Warhol, gay rights, the situation in Libya, Martin Luther King Jr, female empowerment, the Powerpuff Girls, the Earthquake in Washington, DC, and the economy. Gaga is more than a pop star, she's a very deep performance artist. People will be talking about her performance the next day.
Q: What can you tell us about Beyonce's performance? We saw Kelly Rowland outside the Nokia Theater. Will she be apart of Beyonce's performance?
A: No, actually Beyonce ordered pizzas for all of her fans camped outside of the theater, and Kelly just so happened to be the person working deliveries at Papa John's today.
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