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Discussion: Most Embarrassing Moment In Your Life
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Most Embarrassing Moment In Your Life
OK, sis! I wanna hear your most embarrassing moment in your life.
I've got so many embarrassing moments in life, even in public, so stay tuned!!
My mom caught me watching p*rn when I was 11!! Thank God, it was str8 p*rn. Two years later, she went on my computer and while she was STALKING my browsing history, she saw a ton of muscular naked men's pictures in my bookmarks... she never really understood, she thought I wanted to look muscly like them 
In 9th grade, I had a mayor crush on a guy. He used to play soccer, so he was so hot... He's still hot and we have mutual friends now in college. Back to business, so 9th grade, I went in a special high school where you choose what class you wanna go. So that morning I was late, and almost every cool class where full expect for French class (BORING CLASS). My French teacher was like "you're late blahblahblah.. give me your name, student id and go sit in the back blahblahblah" and I was like "bi-ch, shut up already" (I didn't say it obviously). I went to sit in the back, every chair or pew in French class are made for two people, so I sit and start working on my sh*t... LO AND BEHOLD, MY CRUSH goes to sit next to me, sis I'm telling you, I started shaking like a ****ing chicken. And then all of sudden, I got this strong desire to fart!! I DID NOT WANT TO FART, BUT IT CAME OUT ITSELF!!!! I WANTED TO DIE FOR THE LAST HOUR, KILL MYSLEF ASAP!! He kinda acted like he didn't care, but you could tell he was uncomfortable FML 
Ever since that day, I always tried to ignore him in the hallway... But things changed in college, we're fine and almost friends.
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Originally posted by Shakira Stan
It reminds me of something.
In 2007, I went to Montreal with my family for a week and we all went out to eat in a Chinese buffet. I always wanted to try eating with Chinese chopsticks, but I can't because I'm Italian, you know, we eat pizzas. So, I grabbed my chopsticks to eat my sushi (I was struggling obviously), but then I saw a hot guy across our table staring at me. He literally stopped eating, crossed his arms and he started laughing in a sexy way. It didn't matter, cause it was so ****ing embarrassing  |
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Originally posted by Shakira Stan
I've got a similar story.
It hasn't been even that long, this summer, I was going back home from work. When I got off the bus, on my way home, I started singing Beautiful Liar (Shakira and Bey)!! It was 11pm, I thought I was alone!! Then I hit Shakira's part, I heard someone giggling behind me... A hot guy, I literally wanted to die. I just started walking so fast like crazy  |
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I'm looking forward to hearing your stories sis. 
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January 2004 - I was 7 and my Dad was forcing my brother and I to play basketball at the Rec.  I sucked. At a game, someone passed me the ball. I was on one side of the court while everyone else was on the other side. I shot at the wrong hoop.
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NOOOOO sis 
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Originally posted by BLaCKPoWeR
January 2004 - I was 7 and my Dad was forcing my brother and I to play basketball at the Rec. I sucked. At a game, someone passed me the ball. I was on one side of the court while everyone else was on the other side. I shot at the wrong hoop. |
I feel your pain!! I'm the king of weird/awkward/embarrassing moments 
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she was watching my history, she saw a ton muscular naked men's pictures on my favorite website... she never really understood, she thought I wanted to look muscly like them
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In 5th grade when I got pantsed in front of my whole school at recess 
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I have SO many but they're all literally repressed  I have a couple right on the tip of my tongue but I cannot remember them for the life of me...
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We were doing baseball in P.E. class, and it was my turn to bat. When I hit the baseball, it flew straight to the pitcher's balls. He had to go get checked out in the hospital because he was in so much pain 
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Originally posted by DoubleK
In 5th grade when I got pantsed in front of my whole school at recess |
My sister pantsed me in front of her friends when I was in elementary school, I know how it feels
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I **** myself in a Walmart and one of my classmates had to clean it up. 
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I don't have any. BUT. My best friend. Poor man.
It was winter in the UK. He's got a condition, where he can't feel his nerves. It was slippy and he fell, his pants ripped. All the way down his backside. It was hilarious. he couldn't tell as he couldnt feel it on his skin. Everyone was like...isn't it cold etc....trying to give him a hint. He STILL didn't realise till we told him. He got pelted with snow, we all did, but they went for da hole he was soaked...he went home and changed his pants, and the new ones were super tight  he couldn't even walk I could NAWT stop crying.
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At a library Summer 2010.....I was putting coins in the printer machine and a line was forming behind me so my pages were finally done printing...
I went down to grab my change and gasp.....the paper towels I used to stop from sweating under my arms fell on the floor everyone saw them I grabbed my change and papers and flew out that library so fast I swear I knocked someone down........
I thankfully use Certain-Dri and no longer have sweating issues.....
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Originally posted by Shakira Stan
My sister pantsed me in front of her friends when I was in elementary school, I know how it feels |
My face turned so red I hated it so much good thing I pulled up my pants asap
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Originally posted by iamstrong
We were doing baseball in P.E. class, and it was my turn to bat. When I hit the baseball, it flew straight to the pitcher's balls. He had to go get checked out in the hospital because he was in so much pain |
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Originally posted by shanners
At a library Summer 2010.....I was putting coins in the printer machine and a line was forming behind me so my pages were finally done printing...
I went down to grab my change and gasp.....the paper towels I used to stop from sweating under my arms fell on the floor everyone saw them I grabbed my change and papers and flew out that library so fast I swear I knocked someone down........
I thankfully use Certain-Dri and no longer have sweating issues..... |
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Originally posted by iamstrong
We were doing baseball in P.E. class, and it was my turn to bat. When I hit the baseball, it flew straight to the pitcher's balls. He had to go get checked out in the hospital because he was in so much pain |
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Originally posted by iamstrong
We were doing baseball in P.E. class, and it was my turn to bat. When I hit the baseball, it flew straight to the pitcher's balls. He had to go get checked out in the hospital because he was in so much pain |
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I peed my pants in the 7th grade My best friend and I were goofing off during a free period and she made me laugh so hard I peed my pants... a lot. We had to tell a teacher so we could use her phone, my mom wouldn't pick up and she was at work, so I had to call my grandma from an hour away to come get me. I had to go to my next class and take a math test, trying to hide my soiled pants, and when my grandma didn't show up for an hour, I called my neighbor instead. I had to go to lunch with my class until my neighbor came and got me, and when she dropped me off at home, my grandma showed up and chewed me out for making her waste her time. Worst. day. of. my. life.
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My friends and I were cutting in line for lunch since we're popular. My ass goes under the rope and I lose my balance so I fall face flat and I almost brought my friend down with me It was so embarrassing! I didn't go to lunch for weeks! So many people knew that I fell! That's what happens when you're popular in high school.
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Originally posted by Sláy
I don't have any. BUT. My best friend. Poor man.
It was winter in the UK. He's got a condition, where he can't feel his nerves. It was slippy and he fell, his pants ripped. All the way down his backside. It was hilarious. he couldn't tell as he couldnt feel it on his skin. Everyone was like...isn't it cold etc....trying to give him a hint. He STILL didn't realise till we told him. He got pelted with snow, we all did, but they went for da hole he was soaked...he went home and changed his pants, and the new ones were super tight he couldn't even walk I could NAWT stop crying. |
I would've blushed like a worm
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Well...I have a few.
When I was in Elementary School, there was this paper you had to fill out before going to the restroom...I peed before I could finish filling it out
Also in Elementary, I went to the restroom during Art class, I clogged and pretty much destroyed the whole stall. Next day it was on the announcements, but they didn't know who did it
Oh, and one time when my mom was drunk...she was using my computer. Saw a "suggestive" search term on Google.
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