Ok...now for the Top 2 WORST songs of 2005...but first, let's take a look at some of the songs that just missed the Top 10...the On Deck circle...or should I say Under the Deck because that's where they belong.
15. Pussycat Dolls "Don't Cha" ---> Very pointless and immature.
14. Three 6 Mafia "Stay Fly" ---> Just not listenable at all.
13. Jesse McCartney "She's No You" ---> It's Jesse, he sucks, duh.
12. Hawthorne Heights "Ohio Is For Lovers" ---> Way too emo to even be cool.
11. The Click Five "Just The Girl" ---> Freakin' tools, I'll tell ya.
Ok, the #2 WORST song of 2005 is...
#2 Crazy Frog "Axel F"
The United Kingdom should be ashamed of themselves that they let this get to #1. Is this even a song? I mean come on, it's a freakin' animated frog. Okay, this wouldn't even be on this list if it just stayed in the freakin' clubs like all retarded techno/dance music should. But noooooo...instead this one decides to go mainstream. Dance-club music sucks but it sucks even more when it goes mainstream, which is why this is the #2 worst song of 2005.
Okay, now for the #1 WORST SONG OF 2005!!! (should we even be excited?) There is a line that is crossed when something this bad is released. Why would ANY record company allow this to be released. Oh God, this is bad, bare with me please...
#1 D4L "Laffy Taffy"
The fact that this even got to #2 on the Hot 100 boggles my mind. This song is pure sh!t. The beat isn't even catchy. The lyrics are just beyond retarded. I just have no words to explain the sh!ttiness of this song. When you have to put the words "Mr. Bubblegum" and "Mr. Chigglestick" in your song, that is just beyond horrible. UGGGHHH!!! "Girl shake that laffy taffy." A laffy taffy. A freakin' laffy taffy. Wonka's Laffy Taffy! WTF!!!???!!! I know 50 Cent wanted to take us to the candy shop, but I don't think he meant it to be quite like this. When **** and 2005 are mentioned, this song definitely comes to mind. By far, THE WORST SONG OF 2000 freakin' 5!
I'm done, hope you enjoyed, hope it didn't hurt too much