The new King is, ATRL's 100 Sexiest Men Alive of 2014
Banner by: Dancehall Queer
Welcome, welcome to ATRL not so annual rating. It has been almost a year when we crowned Liam Payne has our Sexiest Man but so many controversies had happen to our current winner.
Is this rate a curse? Most likely, our Top 3 of the 2013 were cursed. Zayn got skinnier, more tattoos and he's still NOT married. Zac Efron was dragged by the critics when he starred on: That Awkward Moment and Liam Payne was accused of being an homophobic, loves Dynasty and had his arm broken twice.
You have to send ME a PM (Private message) with 20 men, the number 1 in your list will get 20 points, the number 2 will get 19 points, etc.
We want a man to win this, everyone on your list has to be +18
What will happen this year? Will Zac Efron finally win? Will Nick Jonas take the crown? Does Austin Mahone still got you thirsty? Will anyone from 1D win again?
Once you send your list you cannot edit it, it's done, kaboom! adios! Take your time you have two weeks to do your list
People you cannot vote for:
Adult film stars and women with short hair, so don't waste your vote.
ATRL rules still apply so anything graphic/explicit/vulgar/annoying will be warned and if it occurs on a numerous basis you'll be thread banned from this countdown.
You have to send 20 men, I do not count half lists.
Did your fae miss the banner? Promo ha
Use the banner image and one of two hand starting points [1] [2] and edit your favorite man in (must be transparent and relatively clean.) Message Dancehall Queer to get your banner into rotation.
Tips: For the most common, searching on deviantart "[their name] png" will get HQ transparent results, Google __ transparent or PNG (both or one + "tumblr" sometimes helps.)
Otherwise, do it manually. Magnetic lasso, magic wand, color range, etc. anything you do to make it work for you. Tutorials on tumblr probably help more than I could.
For solutions without the restraint of hands, use this image
Let's all take a moment to relive this moment by Miss MiMiLamb
Quote:
Originally posted by MiMiLamb
But how did this derp faced, thumb shaped head, caterpillar browed, fiveheaded, eggplant nosed, closeted, starting to get fat, Michelle Williams of the group abomination that could get a buzzcut longer than his lumpy chode manage to get 343 (the circumference of his bussy in inches) points?
Congrats on him winning an award from the AIDS committee, I guess. But soon enough you'll be throwing incoherent temper tantrums on twitter again to let out that sexual frustration of Harry rejecting your pleads to bottom for him.
Hopefully that blotchy mole on your neck develops into skin cancer and kills you.
Good DAY.