I have a good one from Steak N Shake.
So I started working there earlier this year and I had just finished training for about a week as a server.
We had our restaurant spread into sections, and each server was in charge of a section, there was always the red section that was the closest to the door and had the most movable tables.
Steak N shake gets a shitload of old people so half of the customers ended up sitting in the red section and when a group of like 12 people came in they were almost always in red.
The other co workers were lazy and wanted their job to be easy so they always gave myself and the other new people the red section.
So I was handling tables of 12 people after 1 weeks worth of improper training.
Like I could barely hold a drink on a trey without spilling it(spilled drinks on people on two occasions
![Lipton](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/5b373a2e.gif)
)
Anyways some teenagers came in with the intention to not pay, there ordered their meal and after they FINISHED it, claimed there was a hair in it.
Now...
1. I carried their food from the cook station to their table like no more than 5 ****ing feet.
2. My hair as you can see is not long, and was even shorter at the time I was working there
3. If there is a hair in someones food, thats most likely the chefs fault, not the waiters.
4. If there really was a hair why the hell would they wait until they finished to complain about it???
5. One of the girls gave me really good tip, if I got a hair in her food why would she tip me well?
The manager was like "whats wrong with you today?"
Dumb bitch.
The same day I had been working like 9 hours and me and this other girl were about to leave.
It was just her and I so we were supposed to be alternating customers that come in and you can't leave until your customers finish eating and you clean up after them.
Like literally 5 minutes before my time to leave this ghetto group of black people come in.
Like two grown women and like 5 kids.
So I had to go get all these kids packets out, (that the little bastards usualy end up making a mess with so it's always more to clean up with kids) and when I went to take her order one of the women was just in a terrible mood and had a terrible attitude.
Like at this point I had did nothing to her, she was just a bitch.
Now the other lady, the nicer one, asked about some coupons or something.
Keep in mind I had only been there like a week prior to this and when they trained me they NEVEr mentioned a thing about coupons, so I asked the other girl working there if they could used these coupons, she glanced at them from a distance and said sure(she was getting ready to leave and didn't want to be there anymore).
So I told the woman at the table yes, the coupons they had were like some meal and you get a shake with it for under $5 or some ****, so I they all had ordered shakes with their meals.
Now youre supposed to have the shakes delivered to the table before the meal if possible, and normally they have somebody on shake duty.
so I go back and ask about my 6 shakes and I'm told that I have to make them myself.
Now these mother ****ers never ONCE trained me on how to use the shake machine, or what the shakes even had in them.
So there I am standing there in front of a shake machine with no idea how to use and I'm supposed to magically get 6 shakes coming out of it.
Eventually I had to get a manager to make the shakes for me, and he got ass pissed like is was my fault no one ever taught me how to use the shake machine.
so by the time the shakes were all finally made, I was placing out their silverware before bringing their shakes to the table.
When you deliver shakes you have to give them an additional shake spoon that's really long, a napkin and a straw.
I placed them all on the table but then I got to the rude bitch she was like "
UMM why are you placing my silverware on the table? That's dirty, I don't want that one can you get me a knew one" I smiled and said sure.
I went to get her a new shake spoon that had just came out of the washing machine, I gave it to her and she goes "
This spoon has a spec of water on it I'm not using it, Im gonna need you to get me another one"
So I go to get this bithc another spoon and had to examine the **** closely so she wouldn't bitch about this one too.
Then when the shakes were ready I brought everyone her shakes, just as my luck would have it, the manager got the shakes mixed up and her shake happened to be wrong, so of course she complained about that.
Then the rest of the time they were there she almost got into a fight with another one of the servers who had shown up over some napkins and threatened to beat her ass.
When they were finally ready to go,(after like an hour) it turns out they couldn't use the coupons they all had because they ordered "specialty" shakes and the coupons only work with regular shakes (again, I was never told any of this) so then the customers got into an argument with the managers about how much they had to pay and after they left the manager was all pissed at me like it was my fault.
tl;dr
**** being a waiter at a cheap ass restaurant with poor management.
Also I showed up late twice at my last job and told this old bitch, (like 30 something) ( too damn old to be snitching on people over a decade younger than her) that I was late because I was out partying.
I was also leaving for college in like a month so I told her that I wouldn't be there long and she told the managers both of these things and got me fired.
![Ace Reject](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/c74c86fd.gif)