i've got so many, i just can't remember

Correct
Are we human?
Or are we denser?

Wrong
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?


What!? Always thought it was "dancer", haha.

Lady Gaga - Boys

Correct

Boys, boys, boys, we like boys in cars
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars

Wrong

Boys, boys, boys, we like a cotton cars
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars

Brandon Flowers stated the lyrics are "dancer".

LOL, i thought it was "dancer", so waht's the right one?

Side Effects

Correct

Waking up scared some nights still dreaming 'bout them violent times?
Still little protective 'bout the people that I let inside
Still little defensive thinkin' 'bout me tryin' to run my life
Still little depressed inside, I fake a smile and deal with the side effects.

Wrong

Waking up scared some nights still dreaming 'bout them Valentine?
Still little protective 'bout the people that I let inside
Still little defensive thinkin' 'bout me tryin' to run my life
Still little depressed inside, I fake a smile and deal with the side effects.

LMAO I was so stupid

The Beatles - I Want to Hold Your Hand

Correct:
It's such a feeling that my love... I can't hide.

Incorrect:
It's such a feeling that my love... I get high. LOL

These are a few of mine:

Britney Spears
"From the taste of your lips I'm on a ride, your toxic tongue slippin' under"-Britney Spears
Correct lyric: replace tongue with I'm

Incubus
"Pardon me while I burp in your face"
Correct lyric: "Pardon me while I burst into flames"

Janet Jackson
"Work it like you're working a chode"
Correct lyric: "Jerk it like you're making it choke"

Rage Against The Machine
"Renegades of fu*k"
Correct lyric: "Renegades of funk"

I've got a ton more, but here are some of my friends misheard lyrics:

Keri Hilson
"Miscarried baby"
Correct lyric: "Miss Keri, baby"

Alanis Morissette
"Take a smoke of mary jane"
Correct lyric: "Take this moment, Mary Jane"

Eminem
"Don't act like a starvin' Marvin"
Correct lyric: "Don't act like a starvin' model"

I know I've got more, I'll try and remember them...

When I'm A Slave 4 U first came out, I always thought the whispered parts where she said "I just wanna dance next to you" said "I just wanna have sex with you"

Correct:

Oh it used to be easy, all i ever be was me, not mixed up.

Wrong:

Oh i used to be easy, all i ever be was me, now im mixed up.

"Get the crazy out of your head
Baby baby have no hair, have no hair, have no hair
Mannequin, yeah I did it in an egg, and an egg
Love just like a mannequin...."

this is what my one friend was singing after the second or third time she heard the song! lmao.... she was like "this doesn't make any sense!".... then i had to explain it.

lolllll i thought the same thing! i had no idea who the hell keri hilson was first time i heard turning me on

now that is a one crack funny friend u got there huh!?

but i think Mannequin is one of most misheard songs when it first leaked...

i remember singing "underground, underground, underground" and "its like a magnet" instead of "my face like a mannequin".......and remember everyone labeling the songs as Underground.....

Pussycat Doll's When I Grow Up

When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have _______

Always placed by a naughty word there. The correct one is "Groupies" (same goes with its preceding line)

That's actually still misheard because I'm 99% sure it's "sloppy" or "snobby" model lol

Mariah Carey - Shake It Off

MISHEARD

So we all know Madonna's a clo, just ask her mama she knows

CORRECT

See I grabbed all my diamonds and clothes, Just ask your momma she knows

boobies

Good one

^ NICE AVVIE MARIAH!!!