Much more comfortable

I'm a female, so yes.

When I'm really tired.

No.

I prefer to stand

Rarely.

What!? No and I never tried.

Yes, I didn't even know it was stereotype related.
I just find it more comfortable.

It's much more comfortable and you don't risk having a mess to clean up.

I do it when I'm at home.

With public bathrooms, I stand.

No

Is it really?

Nvr...

I'm hoping the next question would not be "Do you poop, standing?"

Why would someone do that?

Yes but in my house, cuz I care

Only when I want to do it as fast as possible. That's the only way to do it at full speed without having to worry to clean anything later.

NO