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DISCLAIMER: The following stories were all submitted through ATRL Gossip Line. Some may be offensive to some members. The Tattler publishers are not responsible for any of the material posted here. Scroll down at your own risk.
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BREAKING NEWS: SHE IS NOT A SHE!
We've been hearing ALOT about this story in the chats lately until we decided to ask our GOSSIP BOI, the genius pc hacker to get into this member's computer and get the DEAL. And you don't want to see the results.
"She" has been known as a she since forever, she's one of ATRL's most favorited members and she has been with us for a quite time. Sadly, after all these years, it turned out that she is not a she, and the pictures she was posting here were absolutely fake and stolen from a random pretty girl on MySpace.com, and she was also faking her nationality as well. So all in all, this member has been a FRAUD.
Can you guess WHO?
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xoxokely
Name: Kely
Age: 22
Location: U.S.
Yes, apparently, after years of speculation about her real identity, the results came straight from the GOSSIP BOI that Kely is actually a
GUY. In case you don't know, she has a penis.
He got the chance to get his picture from his computer under the name "me.jpg"
More shocking news, "kely" has been lying about his LOCATION as well. He is not a new yorker, he is not an LAer, he is not even an American. He is a ...FILIPINO from Philippines.
YES! We're not making up anything here. GOSSIP BOI made it to Kely's pc a while ago, and apparently, the news had leaked to "Kely" and that's why he has been keeping a low profile lately.
I think for older members, we all have already seen this coming and it saddens me to do this but we HAD to do it. Why would kely fool us all this time? I think he needs to
come clean now and reveal his name as well.
And btw, Kely has been eliminated from Miss ATRL and now AveMaria will take "his" place after this tragic exposure. Sorry to all the fans of the pretty girl from Myspace. xoxokely, we're disappointed in you.
TCATRON565'S OBSESSIVE MASTURBATION COMPULSIVE DISORDER
Our gossip girl sent us this week an exclusive story about Tcatron's obsession... 
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Have you ever met sum1 who gave u the feeling that they are a creep? Well I have. Lets take r dear pervert Tcatron565 for example.
Austin C (tcatron565) has always been a kooky kinda guy. As you can c he has several profiles all over the web, but his profiles are not just limited to music sites. Spotted @ Yahooanswers.com, Austin C. seems to have confirmed are creepy suspicions about him. Turns out this 14 year old doesn’t think like a 14 year old. Lets just say, he’s got quite the active imagination… and sex drive.
For example, little Austin asks if its ok 2 masturbate 4 TIMES A DAY!!! Whoa looks like sum1’s got A LOT of time on their hands, and jizz. Since then he’s become quite the Masturbation Master, giving out advice to others. Like 4 weeks ago when he shared some techniques he’s learned from the website he posted @ Jackinworld.com. Woo Hoo Austin! Show them how to Jerk that Gerk
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4095308AAR9K0m
And our Gossip girl adds MORE SPECULATION about Tcatron's sexuality...
for all those boys wantin’ to get with mr. tcatron, well ur all in luck cuz it looks like he’s (DRUMROLL) GAY!!! That’s right. As seen in all his profiles on the net, he likes Aly & Aj and all the other Disney Queen’s and yes he even likes a certain underage boy… well make that boys becuz he has a crush on Zack & Cody! Oh what a suite life indeed!!! He talks about them, at this website,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Tcatron565, and this website,
http://www.funtrivia.com/en/ForChild...ody-13358.html (also see his profile) and he even has them as his avatar on myspace.
Hit us on ATRL Gossip Line and tell us what do you think. =-o
LADYROC, the 37 years old mother of three!
If you ever asked me, I'd say Ladyroc, the infamous "align to the center" Beyonce stan is 13 - 17 years old. But guess what, she's a big mama. Apparently, the stan is 37 years old and a
MOTHER OF THREE, thanks to our Gossip girl for finding her Myspace.
WARNING: The profile contains a layout that is seizure worthy!
http://www.myspace.com/moreroc
Apparently, she was also banned from UKMix forums for her intolerable behavior and immaturity. As the moderator of the forums had suggested.. 
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Originally posted by Message from UKMIX Moderator
Dear all,
The user amsterdamned has been permanently banned from UKMIX.
For several years now we've had persistant trouble in the Beyonce forums, with fans so obsessive that they shout down at anyone who dares say anything negative about her. For example...
"I am a huge Beyonce fan but I have to admit that Solange is a better songwriter"
got met with
"How DARE you come in here and say that you HATE Beyonce???"
This kind of behaviour simply will not be tolerated. Nor, incidentally, will people going into Beyonce threads deliberately to say negative things about her in order to provoke her fans.
amsterdamned has been a main protagonist in this. He's gone through the full ban procedure, including a one week and a two week ban and numerous formal and informal warnings, and has come out the other end.
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http://www.ukmix.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=63358
Ohhh Ladyroc, you're all sorts of irony. I wonder how her kids will grow up like.
That's it for this week's edition. Thanks to Gossip Girl and Gossip Boi for the exclusives!
And if you want to feed us with breaking news and REAL thoughts - don't forget to hit us on ATRL Gossip Line at:
http://tiny.cc/atrlgossip
at Kely.
You people take these stories too seriously. They get these form the ATRL Gossip Line. Whoever sends these in can make up WHATEVER they want.