Discussion: Bitches:

itsBENb!tch

I am back my hoes. You do not know how I have missed thee. I am back and ready to slay. In other words, I beez back in tha trap.

For all of you wondering who I am, I am Ben. Bitch. But actually, you're probably wondering so because I'm rather irrelevant here.

I was banned a month ago for making references to a certain Cedric in regards to Ciara. I apologize for my transgressions. Not because I do not agree with my prior observations of a rather prominent Adam's Apple, but because I have missed using my favorite smilies to convey my emotions. I was devastated when I was first made aware of my ban.

Since joining ATRL, I have found that I am largely incapable of facial expressions anymore, and instead must rely on saying things such as "biblio" or "eli" to convey feelings of disgust or perversion. This made no sense to anyone outside of my computer, so I spent my bantime practicing facial expressions. I've become quite good.

From this point forward, I will behave, if only because it is unendingly frustrating to browse these boards anonymous and watch as idiots make statements that I would love to have their weaves for.

This ban was devastating, as I was forced to sit idly by as the winner of the Britney Singles War was decided without my input. Who the **** let I'm A Slave 4 U lose?

While surfing anonymously, the comparisons between Xtina on The Voice and Britney on X Factor were particularly infuriating. Why did nobody point out that this is not a valid comparison? That's like comparing Oscar Meyer bologna to a T-bone steak. They came from roughly the same thing, but one turned into a fantastic, delicious, flawless, money-making entity, while the other became a floppy mess filled with fat.

I am ecstatic about the chance I have to use all my favorite gifs and post in threads where my opinion is unnecessary again.
Gerls. I have missed you.

Now then,

Before I say something to earn more WP's,
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