I want a Heffalump gun with a quarter rib and magnum Mauser action. They cost as much as a new car though, I don't think I can afford it. I mean, I could afford a new car so technically I could afford this, but a new car is so much more useful I don't think I could justify spending the money on a toy like this...
Also I want to hunt a grizzly bear in my home province before David Suzuki et al get it banned!