Have you ever imagined that you were a celebrity and interviewed yourself in the mirror or pretend-performed to a huge crowd? Are you smashing? Are you a local flop like our good friend Kunt.? Share your anecdotes.
Yes. I would be selling a lot. I would get up and dance around the house and even lower my hand down to touch fans hands like I'm on an actual tour. I'd interview myself about beefs with other celebrities. I'd fake my VMA award like I was Aaliyah:
Yes. I even make my own Wikipedia discography in word.
I use male artist though. I am the Prince of Pop, and I am rich, worldwide, and the sexiest man alive.
As soon as I lay down in bed I imagine myself as Rihanna, listen to music and picture the live shows. even though I'm rihanna I can sing like MC, Lana, Beyoncé, and rap like Nicki. I'm having an affair with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tom Parker.
I always throw a playlist together and act like I'm on tour. "C'mon and help me sing this. I know y'all know the words to this one."
I'll sit down and act like I'm bring interviewed as well.
When I hear actual applause I'll put my hands up and say "thank you" and "I love you too" over and over again. My friends look at me like I'm a ****ing nut. I also pulled that **** during a football game once as well. They jumped up cheering and I got up and said thank you to them.
Yes. I would be selling a lot. I would get up and dance around the house and even lower my hand down to touch fans hands like I'm on an actual tour. I'd interview myself about beefs with other celebrities. I'd fake my VMA award like I was Aaliyah:
Death @ AaLIEyah. These presenters really need to practice pronunciation beforehand.