My 10 "What the &#&R were they thinking" Celebrity Moments of 2005!

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Celebrities: this board wouldn't exist without them. But for every mistake we make, a celebrity makes double that. And this year a few celebrities had us thinking WTF? Maybe Kanye shouldn't have said "George Bush doesn't care about black people!" and maybe Martha Stewart: The Apprentice was never a good idea. But after long thought, I've considered 10 celebrity oops that had be thinking WTF? Even though I like most of these celebrities, these next 10 moments definitely could have any of us saying they should've never done that.

Let's begin with #10.

#10. Letting Scott Savol Make it to the top 5 on American Idol

The #10 moment isn't even anything the celebrity (well if you could call him that) did. Well, in a way maybe it was. Two years ago, Ruben Studdard won American Idol, and well not to be prejudice since I certainly ain't - but the man wasn't skinny. And neither was Scott Savol. Really though, weight or appearance had nothing to do with it. Scott Savol being in the top 32 - ok. Top 12 - scary at first. But surviving seven weeks!? America, WTF were we thinking? Unless his family phonejacked the lines, it was evident that somebody out there was voting for Scott - but why? After poor performances and really lackluster vocal ability, and the fact that he "got into a scuffle with his girlfriend" how could he make it to the top 5? We'll never know. But one thing's for sure. Three weeks before the finale, people finally woke up, and booted Scott from the show. That's probably a memory Scott would soon "savol."

Sadly enough though, when I saw the American Idols perform, Scott didn't do so bad. But let's move on..

#9. Jude Law and the Nanny...and I don't mean Fran Drescher

Let's face it. Most of know Jude Law for his bombs of a movie, yet Oscar worthy performances. But that was before 2005. 2005 was the year we knew Jude for another Oscar-worthy performance: sex in his bedroom. But not with hot fiance Sienna Miller. Jude, WTF were you thinking? I'm really no expert on Jude and the whole story, but I'll put it in laymen's terms. Jude was with a hot chick, Sienna. Sienna had a babysitter. Jude did it with the babysitter. And lost Sienna. BUT and even bigger mistake could be the fact that Sienna is once again talking to Jude. Call me an idiot, but if I were Sienna, I'd break that "law" - RIGHT IN HALF.

Jude Law and this next girl are somehow connected. Does anyone remember the boogy?

8. Ashlee Simpson Does SNL Again...Badly Again

Folks, I'll be the first to admit and you definitely know it: I AM (no pun intended) a huge fan of Ashlee Simpson. And I was one of the fans who immediately rushed behind her defense after her first SNL fiasco. I figured it was time to forgive her - all she did was lip synch. But who could forgive Ashlee after her biggest booboo this year? Deciding to go back to SNL again! Whether it was her father's decision in his path to dominating the pop world or a way for Ashlee to redeem herself, it wasn't a good decision. Sure "Boyfriend" is one of my favorite songs of the year, but that means diddly squat when it comes to performing the song live. Even before the music kicked on, Ashlee's stylist made the first mistake - picking out what she'd wear for the night. I could give two diddly squats about what anyone chooses to wear, but what Ashlee wore was something I couldn't even pass up. Ugly punk-wannabe outfit with dreadlocked hair? Cmon. And once the music started, everything went bland. Ashlee didn't do a bad job, but she sure didn't redeem herself. Maybe its time for MAD TV?

Trevor Cold

ewww, ewww and ewwwwr (poser)

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Let's continue with #7...another show which Ashlee appeared on..

7. You've just been Punk'd :Act Surprised:

Let's face it. When Punk'd first hit MTV's Sunday airwaves a few years ago, everybody tuned in. Watching Justin Timberlake lose almost everything or seeing funny-little-man Ryan Pinkston prank almost anyone thrilled audiences. But that was circa 2002. Take 2005. If you're a celebrity and something out of the ordinary happens to you, you know you're on Punk'd. Michael Vartan of Alias and Lil' Jon both knew when Ashton tried getting them, so why couldn't anyone else figure it out? With recyclable storylines, no laughs, and Z-list celebrities, Punk'd isn't even worth it anymore. Bottom line: Celebrities must be stupid, because Ashton isn't fooling any of us. Dogs stolen? Car on fire? Uncomfortable situation? Please celebrities, KNOW YOUR ON PUNK'D.

6. Until death do us part...or another person comes along.

Tabloids don't lie. What an understatement that is. But in the case of Nick and Jessica, Brad and Angelina and Jennifer, and other couples throughout 2005, the tabloids didn't lie. How could the MTV Newlyweds split? How could the "perfect Bradaniston call it quits? No one ever thunk it so. But after being in the US Weekly "weekly" both couples called it quits this year. But what's the oops you ask? The oops of 2005 is the thought of even getting married! If I was given a dollar for every couple that divorced, separated, or called off their engagement this year, I'd be the next Bill Gates! Paris and Paris, Nicole and DJ Adam, Leonardo and Giselle, and the list goes on and on and on and on. It's understandable that two people could fall out of love quickly, but it seemed that most of these couples never loved each other to begin with. So get out your arrows and take aim at Cupid!

Trevor Cold

everybody knew that those newlyweds were not ment for each other