Let The Shade Begin! ATRL'S Version of Got2BReal Episode 2
Anyone not familiar with Got2BReal here are some examples:
Is basically a hilarious hit youtube tv series were popular female muscicians shade the hell out of each other. Now I wanna bring it to ATRL.
Rules:
1. No Holds Barred shade and drag as hard as you wanna
2. You can be any female star past or present (they have to currently be alive though)
3. No reporting this thread to mods, don't like the shade your fave either shade back or get out
4. Be funny with your shade
5. Have fun and not take this thread so seriously
6. YOU CAN SIGN UP ANYTIME, REGISTRATION IS NEVER CLOSED
Rather than have like 10 people be one person, sign up on this list and pass it on:
1. "Gangsta4alife" - Janet Jackson
2. "TheRihFan' - Rihanna
3. 'I Am Music' - Mariah Carey
4. 'BlooRiverAnimal' - Halle Berry
5. 'Ozzy8923' - Britney
6. 'MusicTalker' - Rita Ora
7. 'Willy' - Nicki Minaj
8. 'NotTonightTho' - Xtina
9. 'GGD' - Lady Gaga
10. 'RaeseanLohan' - Kim Kardashian
11. 'King of R&B' - Alicia Keys
12. "RudeBoyy" - Cassie
13. "kylespearsfenty" - Rebecca Black
(The cast keeps on getting bigger and it's a good thing)
Remember you can be any female reality star, muscician, actress, socialite, hell even disney princess if you want to etc.... (but they have to be currently alive). With that said:
Episode 1 Summary:
9 divas of music came together to unleash all their frustrations with each other what happened next is the most shade in ATRL history.
Highlights/ Quotes of this episode:
Quote:
Originally posted by iHypeMusic
This bitch did not take Mariah...
Quote:
Originally posted by I Am Music
Right, your fiancee not you lets not get it twisted boo.
And the one who needs to go to land of oz is you and wish for more than half an octave and some new dance moves. Doing the same tired sh!t since 1993 chile boo.
Quote:
Originally posted by I Am Music
My whistle alone sh!ts on your entire discography and not you coming for my hair of all people.
Where are your edges dahling? don't make me smack you down so hard you'll be thinking you're Penny again when your mom abused you.
Quote:
Originally posted by Gangsta4alife
You just mad cause you shaped like a tetris block and look a hard faced 43. How are you gonna slap me, when you were scared of a barbie. Just because your 1/2 don't make you hard, make sure nick goes to bed so he can be rested for preschool tommorrow
Quote:
Originally posted by Ozzy8923
Hell, naw, honey, you know damn well you would have 11 #1's if it wasn't for me and the rihmix we did just so you could get those coins that you end up giving to Jay-Z for Blo Ive's milk anyways.
And ain't nobody got time for Stay. What I do is LEAVE because that song is more boring than the LOUD DVD (which, might I remind you, sold only 6K since it's release).
You can have a seat.
Quote:
Originally posted by THERihFan
I am sorry... Roota, right? Reetah? Cheetah?
If Jay-Z cared somehow a little about you, 'ORA' would be released in America.
And there's nothing legendary about that.
#KeepPressed
Honestly, TRF.
Quote:
Originally posted by Gangsta4alife
No because I sleep in my king sized bed with my sexy billionaire and money to use as toilet paper. How you doin, oh I forget blown up and irrelevant
Quote:
Originally posted by NotTonightTho
Not you bragging about being a gold digging cougar, but I guess you have to do what you have to do. Lord knows you haven't made any money from your "acting" in Mr. Perry's poorly received films. It's okay, I would be mad too if my sibling who died over 4 years ago was (still) stealing what little spotlight I would've received in the first place.
Quote:
Originally posted by Gangsta4alife
No you did not just drag me bald. But atleast I made money acting in The Nutty Professor how much did burlesque make again??????
Even a legend couldn't save that terrible film, i've seen better acting and wigs at a kindergarden school play. When you learn to sing on key then you'll get to be a queen
Hesitant to participate because I just got back from my ban..
I can't go back to bandland!
I won't!
Don't worry you won't like look at me for example i'll get the ball rollin:
1. Madonna - rub some bengay on your old raggedy knees and sit down. You look a fool and even Janet's ass is laughing:
All the way to the bank with a billionaire.
2. Oscar The Grouch I mean Ke$ha boo...............................
3. Beyonce now I love you girl but how you gonna shade someone else for not making albums, when you have wore the same blonde wig, done the same ***** poppin etc... since 2003.
At least Madonna doesn't whisper and still can pull sold out arenas.
Atleast I actually sell out every stadium when I go out on tour, and have the best selling debut tour. Shouldn't you be taking care of your 3 babies morocco, monroe and nick
Atleast I actually sell out every stadium when I go out on tour, and have the best selling debut tour. Shouldn't you be taking care of your 3 babies morocco, monroe and nick
Don't worry about my babies and my husband dahling, you should be worried about your relevancy and career or whats left of it anyway.
Don't worry about my babies and my husband dahling, you should be worried about your relevancy and career or whats left of it anyway.
My man's a billionaire hunty I remain unbothered
What you need to do is go back to your home in the wizard of oz, cowardly lion.
But for real thanks with supporting this thread, it's flopping worse than Ciara's album sales. I think imma just let it die there's not enough ppl to give this thread spark
What you need to do is go back to your home in the wizard of oz, cowardly lion
Right, your fiancee not you lets not get it twisted boo.
And the one who needs to go to land of oz is you and wish for more than half an octave and some new dance moves. Doing the same tired sh!t since 1993 chile boo.
Right, your fiancee not you lets not get it twisted boo.
And the one who needs to go to land of oz is you and wish for more than half an octave and some new dance moves. Doing the same tired sh!t since 1993 chile boo.
atleast I can perform and do something interesting. All you do is wear the same golden mane since the 90's, atleast my movies ain't flopped like Glitter. Your dog whistling hasn't been it since 1999.
Alright rih fan you can be rihanna, NOW GET TA SHADIN
atleast I can perform and do something interesting. All you do is wear the same golden mane since the 90's, atleast my movies ain't flopped like Glitter. Your dog whistling hasn't been it since 1999.
My whistle alone sh!ts on your entire discography and not you coming for my hair of all people.
Where are your edges dahling? don't make me smack you down so hard you'll be thinking you're Penny again when your mom abused you.
My whistle alone sh!ts on your entire discography and not you coming for my hair of all people.
Where are your edges dahling? don't make me smack you down so hard you'll be thinking you're Penny again when your mom abused you.
You just mad cause you shaped like a tetris block and look a hard faced 43. How are you gonna slap me, when you were scared of a barbie. Just because your 1/2 don't make you hard, make sure nick goes to bed so he can be rested for preschool tommorrow
