Okay, so like in middle school I had a crush on this fine as Puerto Rican named Jordan, and we had like 3 classes together. I thought he was the cutest thing every and I thirsted over him so hard I ended up telling this 2-Liter Pepsi Soda bottle shaped bitch who was supposed to be my friend, that I had a crush on him, and MADE her promise not to tell him or anyone else. So, instead of following directions, this deaf, mac book bodied shaped rat, walks up to him during PE and was like "Jordan, Ryan has a crush on you" and he spent the whole class avoiding me He ended up acting normal again a week later, but it was still so embarrassing

Lol, poor guy. He was probably straight.

what kind of drag is this

The drag. I have none tbh.

Not to sound pretentious but I have embarrassing gay stories the other way around. But I'll share maybe some other day.

Not Macbook bodied

i came out to some people, regretted it, told them i wasn't gay and i only fake came out so i could get closer to the ladies since all the girls love gays

but that plan failed on epic levels

Welp.

Im snatched by your fake friend's shape shifting abilities

He was He ended up having two kids in high school

macbook pro or air

This straight bro asked to borrow my headphones and I didn't know how to say no so I offered them to him. They were the Gaga beats headphones. With like 5 of his straight friends one of them commented "Hey, aren't those the Lady Gaga headphones" Suddenly all of them were like wtf. The expose was real

If you don't expose yourself, how you gonna expose somebody else.

Some days she served soda bottle
Some days she serves macbook
Some days she serves Chevy.
And one time served a box

She was just full of surprises and biscuits . Hate ha

Pro

this was on middle school.

there was this really hot (straight) guy on my class (i had a humongous crush on him too), and this gay kid on my class. he also had a huge crush on him. i think they were on a work group together and the gay guy was trying to reach the straight guy through facebook for some school stuff, and the messages didn't go through, his internet wasn't working. so, knowing the messages wouldn't go through, he kept sending random messages to this guy, and the last one was "i really love you". little did he know, his internet started working, and that's the only message that went through. a very unlucky sis