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Celeb News: 19 Laughable Lines From PF:RR
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19 Laughable Lines From PF:RR
Not the Huffington Post...
[*Waits for someone to say 'We don't use the Huffington Post' *]
Nicki Minaj's latest album, Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, hits stores in the U.S. on Tuesday. To prepare our readers for the album (which is not getting the best reviews), HuffPost Entertainment listened to every single song in one sitting and wrote down the lines that stood out.
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Ahead, the 19 most laughable:
1. "I am the ultimate Svengali, you b-----s can't even spell that." - "Roman Holiday"
2. "Quack quack to a duck and a chicken too / Put the hyena in a freakin' zoo!" - "Roman Holiday"
3. "When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna / Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna." - "Come on a Cone"
4. "My ice is so cold, it should come on a cone." - "Come on a Cone"
5. "If you weren't so ugly, I'd put my d--k in your face / (singing) D--k in your face, Put my d--k in your face, yeah." - "Come on a Cone"
6. "Hit up Hot Topic, Nicki Minaj hoodies / I'm a Brand bitch I'm a BRAND." - "I Am Your Leader"
7. "N----s move weight and sell but live in Hoboken," - "I Beez In the Trap"
8. "Superbowl; Grammys / What a hell of a jammie!" - "HOV Lane"
9. "It ain't your split game, it's your d--k game." - "Right by My Side"
10. "Starships were meant to fly." - "Starships"
11. "Hey, you, jump in this ride / It's real nice, and slippery inside." - "Whip It"
12. "Bring the bill, Ri-ri-ri-ri-ring the bill / Br-bri-bri-bri-bring the bill, Bri-bri-bring the bill" - "Automatic" (Ed. note: Dubstep!)
13. "I see you in here dancing / Your preview is quite romantic." - "Beautiful Sinner"
14. "I didn't know that bad could look so good / You are the type of bad that feels so good." - "Beautiful Sinner"
15. "Is this how Marilyn Monroe felt? (felt felt felt) / Must be how Marilyn Monroe felt (felt felt felt)" - "Marilyn Monroe" (Ed. note: Is this a Katy Perry song?).
16. "This is a sickening joke that you play with my emotions / And so I pray you burn in hell and you never find the ocean!" - "Fire Burns"
17. "Yes my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski / But no relation to Roman Polanski." - "Stupid Hoe"
18. "Ice my wrist-es then I piss on b-----s / You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes." - "Stupid Hoe"
19. "You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho." - "Stupid Hoe"
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NO, NICKI. NOT WITH YOU BRAGGING ABOUT BEING IN HOT TOPIC.
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@ 19.
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Why is she always talking about herself
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8. "Superbowl; Grammys / What a hell of a jammie!" - "HOV Lane"
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They forgot "And I'm not masturbatin', but I'm feelin' myself" from Come on a Cone.
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You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho." - "Stupid Hoe"
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#19 TOO MUCH
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"When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna / Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna." - "Come on a Cone"
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Couldn't even bother to think of something else that rhymed with Anna.
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"I am the ultimate Svengali, you b-----s can't even spell that." - "Roman Holiday"
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**** what you bitches talking about, this >>>>
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What the **** is this ****? Really Nicki?
Thank god i didn't listen to the album
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This is absolutely laughable, but it's sad how albums with lyrics like these are the ones who are the 'hottest'. No wonder why this generation is going down.
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3. "When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna / Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna." - "Come on a Cone"
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They did the same thing for Pink Friday. A mess.
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"This is a sickening joke that you play with my emotions / And so I pray you burn in hell and you never find the ocean!"
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I think this one is good...
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#19
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It's like she took Christina's writing camp from Bionic for this album.
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