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When I was 6, my father forced me to play basketball at the Recreational Center.

Basically, big game. Everyone on both teams was on one side of the court. I was on the other side of the court, with the ball, shooting at the wrong basket.

Originally posted by BLaCKPoWeR When I was 6, my father forced me to play basketball at the Recreational Center. Basically, big game. Everyone on both teams was on one side of the court. I was on the other side of the court, with the ball, shooting at the wrong basket.

You could play basket ball when you were 6?
I was 4 feet when I was 6,

and KII!

Yes.

I don't remember how tall I was.

Shut yo ass up.

Originally posted by BLaCKPoWeR When I was 6, my father forced me to play basketball at the Recreational Center. Basically, big game. Everyone on both teams was on one side of the court. I was on the other side of the court, with the ball, shooting at the wrong basket.

MWAHAHAHA. CACKLING at your misfortunes.

Originally posted by Guernica This reminds me of one time in gym, we had to throw a baseball as far as we could and the teacher would measure it. He read all of the lengths and people's names afterwards, except for mine. A girl called him out on it and wouldn't shut up about how he hadn't read my name. Apparently I had only thrown it like 5 feet or less and the teacher was so embarrassed for me he didn't want to say it in front of everyone And another time, I came home from school and discovered a ginormous hole in the back of my pants right on the butt. I had walked around school all day like that and nobody fricking said anything. Some 'mean girls' let's say, took a picture then showed it to everyone

asdghjkl;'; Good thing you weren't in jail.

Originally posted by StefaniGermanotta one time, these bullies threw me into a dumpster outside KFC! all because i'm italian....

Originally posted by vonno Most embarassing moment as a child was walking into a shopping centre & my dad let off a massive fart. He then thought it would be funny to turn around and go "oh jeez, don't do that in public" before turning around & walking off. This was of course, infront of many people who stared at me & thought I left a huge one rip. All their faces were laughing at me. Even to this day, Im still mortified I got the blame

My dad still does that to me.

I used to work in the mall at A&F and the Aeropostale store is right down the walkway. So I decided to buy some Aeropostale jeans and I was like omg they're so cheap and they look so good! How is this possible? So, okay I'm all excited and everything and I can't wait to wear them. They were like some skinny like jeans, kinda thin but I didn't think much about it. So anyway, my dumb ass decided not to wear any underwear with the jeans and I'm like okay everything's gonna be fine. I freeball all the time. No big deal. I go to school and in my first period class, the teacher calls random students to the front of the room to write on the chalkboard, and when she calls me, I go up to the board and start writing. I dropped the chalk, and when I dropped it, the ****ing cheap ass jeans RIPPED and my ass was on display for the entire class. -_- As soon as the bell rang, I went home so fast... Ever since then I always keep clothes in the trunk of my car.

Originally posted by iamstrong I was suppose to do the PA in school one day. Me and my friend's arrived 5 minutes early, and I was saying a lot of bitchy stuff about our science teacher (who nobody liked, cause she's kinda weird). Well, little did I know that my elbow was on the button and the whole school heard our conversations. I got a day at the principal's office for that, and the teacher took a leave of absence for a week, and I never lived that down

Oh damn. What did she say to you?

How about you wear some damn underwear?

I hate it when people undermine the necessity of underclothes.

Originally posted by BLaCKPoWeR How about you wear some damn underwear? I hate it when people undermine the necessity of underclothes.

I do now.
Sometimes.