IF you have to go to the horrible lengths of using a public restrooom, when you just can't hold it in any longer.
Do you wait outside until everyone leaves?
Do you stop ******** when you hear people come in and try to make as little noise as possible?
I personally can't **** and make bathroom noises while some stranger is out there judging me. And then if I come out and see them it's ****ing awkward.
Credit goes to MrMinum for the thread idea.