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Vato's FLOP FAIL 2008 thread. (TOP 100 SONGS! TIE FOR #1!!!)
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Vato's FLOP FAIL 2008 thread. (TOP 100 SONGS! TIE FOR #1!!!)
Welcome to my 6TH ANNUAL YEAR-END THREAD where I will be listing everything from favorite albums to favorite songs and maybe some other stuff. I always wait until late december to compile my lists and this year will be no exception, but for now let's take a look at:
THE MOST HORRENDOUS SONGS OF 2008!
In no particular order.
Ciara ft T-Pain - Go Girl
- This ****'s got one of the most annoying beats I've heard in my lifetime and she sounds soo bored that she's about to yawn in some parts of the song. The video doesn't help at all either. It's soo horrendous that it makes you want to replay it over and over to try and figure out how in hell a song soo terrible exists.
Rihanna - Take a Bow
- Another horrendous borefest that didn't deserve all the attention it got. It's Rihanna, we're used to having original, sassy amazing songs by her, so how the **** did she come up with this crap? An even bigger mistery is why the **** did it peak at #1 in sooo many countries? I guess we'll never know, but at least I find comfort in the fact that this crap will be forgotten in 2 years at most!
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
- Yes Leona I know you're human and I know you suffer from love but god, could you have overdone it any more than this? This piece of garbage sounds exactly the same from beginning to end, at some points it feels like it's going to explode but sadly all we get is a lousy attempt at a heartbreak anthem. You got the voice Leona, so please stick to actual good songs like Better in Time?
Blake Lewis - Break Anotha
- Boring Boring Boring. This trash is soo generic that I'm at a loss for words to elaborate more.
Jowell y Randy - Let's Do It
- No. Just no. This is a pathetic excuse at trying to branch out from reggaeton. Face it, only Wisin y Yandel can switch from reggaeton to dance and get away with it. Go back to your original selves because you're actually amazing at it.
Katy Perry - Hot N Cold
- This is as fruity as 2008 gets. Sure I enjoyed the lesbian anthem for a week or two, but the last thing I want is to have my favorite club even more saturated with fruity queenish music like this heap of garbage. Euro dance is more than enough to cover that department!
Los Super Reyes - Yo Seré
- Man oh man, what the hell happened? They released 3 consecutive stellar singles only to close the album with this ****** attempt at ripping off mexican rock bands from the 90s. Kumbia All Starz FTW!
Maroon 5 ft Rihanna - If I Never See Your Face Again
- This had potential to be one of the most epic pop songs of all time, seeing the original version was good, but Rihanna adds nothing interesting to the song and actually she managed to turn a decent song into a dull mess. And let's not forget this is the video where the terrible haircut debuted.
Marvin Sapp - Never Would Have Made It
- This song would be alright if it didn't drag onnnnn, it lasts like 7 minutes with a premise that is good at first, but then makes you want to rupture your eardrums just so you don't have to listen to that repetitive **** anymore.
Vanessa Hudgens - Sneakernight
- This **** is straight up crappy. A song about sneakers? Damn! And I who thought we had reached an all-time low with songs about laffy taffy. Thankfully nobody paid attention to this garbage, not even the disney fans, it's that ******.
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Hot n Cold = one of the best songs this year, you crazy mofo! It's an amazing song disguising as guilty pleasure. However, I have to agree with Sneakernight though.. that song is pretty ******.
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Randy, you have a horrible taste. Having Hot N' Cold, Take a Bow, Bleeding Love, Go Girl, Break Anotha, and If I Never See You Again there is a crime.
I hate you
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2 Rihanna's
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Quote:
Originally posted by Reeces
Randy, you have a horrible taste. Having Hot N' Cold, Take a Bow, Bleeding Love, Go Girl, Break Anotha, and If I Never See You Again there is a crime.
I hate you
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hahaha i can see why ya hating! ..i was shocked at this list too
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I don't know about 2 songs....but I like all the rest.
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We gotta love you, Randy, for writing about Los Super Reyes on ATRL. They're one of the crappiest things i've heard. Oh, wait, you like them.
about the rest of singles, i have to disagree with katy perry. that song is a guilty pleasure, but i agree with you about IKAG. the other 9 deserve being here.
Can't wait for the next chart here
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Los Super Reyes? LMAO, I like "Serenata"
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Originally posted by Vato
Jowell y Randy - Let's Do It
- No. Just no. This is a pathetic excuse at trying to branch out from reggaeton. Face it, only Wisin y Yandel can switch from reggaeton to dance and get away with it. Go back to your original selves because you're actually amazing at it.
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You were spot on until you mentioned THIS. How DARE you insult my husband and in any way shape or form! Randy Acevedo Ortiz does no WRONG!
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^lmfao, you're just deafened by love, admit it! Let's Do It is the shittiest song of his career!
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Let's Go To My Crib (feat. Voltio)
ANYWAY, he didn't make my countdown with that song, so all is well.
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Rihanna, Leona & Katy don't really belong to the list IMO.
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Hot'n'cold, take a bow, break anotha and go girl really are terrible ^_^
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I agree with half of your list. "Hot N Cold" is a masterpiece!
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OMG , take a bow , hot n cold and If I Never See Your Face Again ♥
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Leona and Katy dont belong to the list but Take A Bow & Go Girl are horrible
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Vanessa, Los Super Reyes, Jowell y Randy, and Ciara are the only ones deserving on that list.
Jonas, Estelle, and Britney should've been on the list instead.
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Quote:
Originally posted by JGibson
Vanessa, Los Super Reyes, Jowell y Randy, and Ciara are the only ones deserving on that list.
Jonas, Estelle, and Britney should've been on the list instead.
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I REALLY dislike you. I just felt the need to address that here and now.
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wow I actually like most of these songs, but this your list & your opinion
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