How many of ya'll are tired of these failures?






You betta recognize Ms. Successimpson.



She has her own #1 album now.

#1!!

LMFAO.

Ashlee > Jessica

Discuss.

idgi.

Autobiography > Jessica's life/career.

Period.

No.

Successica
Anyways, let's not push it...We all know this thread will become a big joke, but I guess that's the whole point.

Oh, so that's how Xtina got Britney's ideas. She had a notepad on stage. Shady bitch. Waited after Britney's sex era to be sexy, when Britney got artistic, she got old, and now she's releasing a hits album before her actual album to see how Britney's comes out. WOW. WOW. WOW. KYLIE!

Bow to Jessica she makes Beyonce look like Nicole Flopzinger

Well, in terms of quality and output, yes.

But no one - I MEAN NO ONE - rivals Jessica Simpson in terms of CAMP VALUE.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

The mission impossible has been completed!

Yasss. U better work Successica

All The Way Around > Lindsay

period.

Well, that's simply not true. Lindsay's done a couple of legitimately good songs! I Live for the Day, in particular, is the best SUBG ripoff I've heard.

I love how all of a sudden Christina goes futuristic when Legendessica covered that 2 years ago with If You Were Mine. And Britney tried to be like her with Chaotic. They will never have her successica.

The original futuristic reality queen.

EDUCATE THEM!

They betta ask sumbady

The original KGB!