This was so ****ing hilarious I swear I love this fanbase
I spit what I was eating at the "Bobby Cambel won't let that happen" part omg how relatable is that
"And you oblivious gays sit at the edge of your seats waiting for The Fame Monster 2.0 when all she wants to do is plant her carrots and sing 'Anything Goes' "
"And you oblivious gays sit at the edge of your seats waiting for The Fame Monster 2.0 when all she wants to do is plant her garden carrots and sing "Anything Goes"" I'm dying
