Are you a lost soul looking for guidance? Are you pure of heart and looking for a sanctuary to peacefully praise in? Are you homeless and looking for temporary shelter? Do you have old avis to donate to our salvation army?
Then you came into the right thread.
This thread is for those who live their life under Gawd and would like guidance under Geezus and his holy staff of pure-hearted nuns.
This is KNOT a thread to debate the existence of our Lord & Saviour, but instead to have a place to congregate and go about our lives in a righteous manner with all of the HEATHEns that plague our world today!
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NUNs Sister Geez - Living Life Righteously & Nutritiously Sister Bert - Choir Director Sister Suke - Relationship Counselour Father Golden - Exorcist Sister Devil - Mass Leader Sister Rih.Mark - Animal Care Sister Lem - Witch Hunter (Salem Branch Transfer) Sister Vixens - Children's Counselour Monk Doc - Life Guidance Father Vin - Prayer Leader Monk Georges - The H0LY church MAESTR0 Sister Rigalo - Usher, but not the R&B singer
JEWDus Deuces. - Do not allow him near your heart, soul, wall-to-wall or inner walls. But also do not fear him, pity his existence.
MICHELANGEL0 Wilkes - He creates masterpiece avis that paint the halls and ceilings of our Chapel. The beauty flourishes through the purity of his works that he pours his soul into.
MASC0T 0wl - The unconventional pet. He came to us with a broken wing & we healed him in prayer. Since then he has remained PERCHED on the Chapel grounds. Some say they hear him speak in a strange form of extinct Icelandic language called Biophilia, speaking of a Saint named Björk.
PR0PHET Katie - She protects us from danger & keeps us safe, a mod of the H0LIEST degree- she seeks justice and righteousness.
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Originally posted by Katie
Did I ever get a position? I am the reason your thread wasn't closed in its first day
