Complete the sentence.

...my parents bought me on the market

When I Was a child, I thought my ears were gonna fall

...the noodles I threw to the garbage became maggots within a couple of days.

...Scooby Doo was scary.

Girls didnt fart

the power rangers were EPIC.

I was straight

When I was a child, I thought Britney sucked. But then I got into music, and learned otherwise. Now I'm a huge fan.

EDIT: And the Disney logo thing too. What kind of messed up font is that anyway?

that babies came from the mom's belly button.

When I was a child, I thought that girls had penises.

.. that the screen was the computer

This

... I thought Britney Spears was the best thing since sliced bread.

I also thought that broccoli was nice

And that kissing makes babies.

i still think im straight.

.... that Angela Anaconda was the creepiest thing I've ever seen

That babies came out of the belly button...