When I was a confused mess in high school, I used to secretly watch Rupaul's Drag Race whenever my father was at work and I remember this Too much gay bitchiness going on but
"But she did win the eating contest... Of course she did"
"You know damn well you the most rotted queen"
and then the rant @ 2:37 -
"I have to be honest about my girlfriends, too. If there's somethin not right, it is MY job to let them know it is not right. Whenever you see your friends lookin a mess, you help them and when you don't help them, you're not being a friend to them. So don't call ha your friend if you know she looks like a HOT WALMART MESS"