Is Taylor Hicks the worst person to have ever walked the face of this Earth?
I say yes. Let's look at the evidence that backs my claim up:
He can't sing
He can't dance
He's fat
He's clearly a senior citizen
with an alcohol problem (look at those eyes y'all!)
He makes my skin crawl.
I say Bart stop making polls where every choice is the same -_-
But they're no other choices. For rational people. Because rational people find "this thing" repulsive. If you're not rational, that's not my fault?!?!?
Kat sucks, we know. Taylor sucks, we know. But I'm hoping Taylor wins
Anyways, he's not the worst AI contestant ever, have you guys forgotten:
Princess Jasmelina Trias of Season Three?
Bleat of Death Carmen Rasmusen?
Josh, who didn't deserve to get past Trenyce
Nikki McKibbon; need I say more?
Taylor is a cool goofball, which is why I like him. BUT Grandpa doesn't deserve a record contract, because he sucks most of the time when it comes to singing. I have very little respect for his voice. T should've been gone long ago during Country week, not Mandisa. (Anybody remember "Take me Home?" Yeah, let that come into the mid-part of your brain. Then, with a razor, let that vocal performance slice it's way out of your head, hacking away at the brain from the inside out. That's exactly how ugly it was. )
Kat sucks, we know. Taylor sucks, we know. But I'm hoping Taylor wins
Anyways, he's not the worst AI contestant ever, have you guys forgotten:
Princess Jasmelina Trias of Season Three?
Bleat of Death Carmen Rasmusen?
Josh, who didn't deserve to get past Trenyce
Nikki McKibbon; need I say more?
Seriously guys, consider my post. you all know it's true.