First of all I meet him on Grindr and we're messaging and he has a big dick. OK he's on a work break and says he wants to f*k me. OK FINE.
He gives me his number and calls me to make sure I sound masc because he's masc. I'm like OK fine cool come over and f*k me and he's like mmm you sound hot be over in twenty. The bitch comes over in not even 10 minutes while I'm ****ing douching away my spirit through my anus.
He says he "pulled up on my driveway" but there literally was no ****ing car to be seen. He's pounding on my front door and I put on my boxers and just ****ing answer it even though I told him to give me 5. I answer it, he says I'm cute, we go to my room.
GARVIN then asks me if he could use my shower because he was sweaty. I was like no mam and I push him on my bed and start sucking his d!ck anyway. He's about to f me and I pull out the condom but I forgot the lube. He's like oh crap and I walk out of my room and go look for lotion. Turns out I didn't have lotion. I bring back conditioner and lay on my stomach. He's on top of me and I turn around to ask him if he was going to **** me because I got bored and HE jizzes on my ass midway while saying "i wish we had to lube the condom might break." I **** YOU NOT.
He then leaves my house after small talk and says he has to get back to his car but I literally watched him walk down my block.