Have they ever asked you if you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend?


What was your reaction?

Of course, they stopped after hurricane P-magic.

My mom thinks I'm a lesbian so

All my extended family asks me if I have a girlfriend every time I see them and it's going annoying like how do they not know?

Yes
And this was kinda my reaction and explanation

Someone once suggested I had a boyfriend, I got so freaking mad, like what did you just say!?

If my dad was this comfortable with me I'd be swinging with them boys in my house.

Both my parents know I'm gay(thanks to an ex). My mom Hates me now and my father ask me every day still if I have a girlfriend along with why it's been so long that I haven't had one and what happened to girls I've dated 5+ years ago

I did have a "girlfriend" during my Jessie J-esque bisexual era. They still use female pronouns when talking about my potential partners ("Later in life when you have a wife and kids...", "I hope we've raised you to treat girls right...", "I bet the girls at school are all over you...") even though I've been using gender neutral pro-nouns for years ("When I'm married to somebody...", "If I'm dating a person...")

They can't really take a hint tbh

Whenever I see family outside my immediate family they always ask.



My parents just gave up asking. They probably know thanks to my internet history.

One time they asked "are you gay?" and I said "yes..." thinking I would die after that. Now they always always ask when they're going to meet a boyfriend and I'm always like "can you guys just stop I'll never have a boyfriend"

I would be like

I told my grandma that I ate girl's vagina. She never asked me about girlfriends ever again.

And why would you tell your GRANDMOTHER that

She wanted to know and she got her answer

Every single time I come home
And sometimes I accidentally talk about a friend of mine getting married.

And she asked my brother who's living with me about my girlfriend

Yes I'm sure the conversation went like "Do you eat your GF's ******"