Post any funny and/or interesting conversations you have on this site here.
For example...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: hola
You: me no hablo ingles
Stranger: i don't speak spanish lol
Stranger: sorry
You: que?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: 18.m
You: 18.f
Stranger: where from?
You: pakistan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: heeeey
Stranger: Hiiii
You: have u heard the new britney song
Stranger: Yup
You: sucks, right?
Stranger: Yessir
You: ready for born this way, right??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Yeah so whats up?
Stranger: nufin
You: What's a nufin?
You: Nothing you mean?
Stranger: nothing is nufin
You: Oh, e-slang. I get it.
Stranger: mhm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi there
Stranger: asl?
You: 22 m California
You: you?
Stranger: 19 f uk
You: How'd you hear about this site?
Stranger: a frriend
You: I'm gay by the way... :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAO. I'm about to do one. this should be interesting.

You: hi
Stranger: Sup
You: whats your fav victoria secret model and how many vogue covers have they done?
Stranger: I don't know?!
Stranger: I don't know any o.0
You: what?!
You: adriana lima?
You: gisele?
Stranger: Never heard of her
Stranger: No
You: tyra banks? naomi campbell?
Stranger: Sorry
You: whats your fav beyonce song?
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: If I were s boy
You: omg mines is halo
Stranger: Halo is too obvious
Stranger: Everyone likes it
You: are you fierce?
Stranger: No, I'm sasha
You: Bitch BYE! Lmao!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Niggggggggggggggggggggggga I keel you
You: ALL THESE BITCHES IS MY SONS
Stranger: TIME TO GET SHAT AT
You: O__o
Stranger: 0____o
You: you fail at life.
Stranger: .....sht the **** up
You: Pressed? >=]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hi boy or girl
You: boy what are you?
Stranger: girl
Stranger: how old r u
You: ohh i like trannys....do you use strap ons?
Stranger: GOOD DAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hey boo
Stranger: are u m or f ?
You: m

This is TOO fun!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi male seeking horny female with cam
You: I'm a horny male with a cam... I'm gay too. ;]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hi
Stranger: Tell me something about yourself, something interesting that won't make us both hit disconnect immediately.
You: Lol. I love to sing and I make youtube videos... :P
Stranger: Can I see them?
You: youtube.com/extrachapstick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This bitch left me hanging

Stranger: Hey asl? x
You: 19 m US u?
You: bitch are u there *****?
You: gorlllllllllllllll
You: don't leave me haning sis
You: i gotta post this **** somewhere
You: gorl did u just *** on yoself?? sis what are u dowin??
You: bitch i cannot!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi male or female
Stranger: female
You: cool
Stranger: male
Stranger: ??
You: right now
You: but i'm having an operation next week
Stranger: ummmmmmm.............................????????????? ????????????
Stranger: ew
You: how dare you
Stranger: thats ****in disgusting PICK A SIDE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAOOO I SWEAR YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST RIH STAN.

This is my favorite one so far!!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hook
Stranger: hook
Stranger: hook
You: If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it!
Stranger: I will pay 15
Stranger: ooo
You: 15 what? Cents? Dollars? Pesos?
Stranger: u fuuno
Stranger: funny
Stranger: because its not like just putting sheets
Stranger: its like constructing a bed
You: You're making a lot of sense... :]
Stranger: so its a joke
Stranger: see?
You: No, I don't see. :]
Stranger: o
Stranger: right
You: Sorry. :P
Stranger: well you see
Stranger: ...
Stranger:
You: I don't
You: ...
You: ;]
Stranger: ...
You: ...
Stranger: I AM SOOO MAD!
Stranger: ...
You: I AM SOOOO HAPPY!
You: ...
Stranger: look at these dots
Stranger: ......
Stranger: see them
You: I like dots
Stranger: thats how mad i am
You: . . . . .
Stranger: like .......................
You: that's how happy I am :P
You: I'm also gay... THAT'S HOW HAPPY I AM! LOL!
Stranger: do you know mary-juan?
You: No, but I know how hot Christiano Ronaldo is...
You: and Taylor Lautner
Stranger: i am more of a beiber guy myself
Stranger: he is sooo good at soccer
Stranger: I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
You: Oh really? You're gay?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: so qay
You: Lol! I don't believe you.
Stranger: I AM SOOOOOOO GAY
You: Lol. Let me see some receipts...
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: no!
You: ummm... Ok.
You: NEXT PLEASE! *In the voice of Bon Qui Qui*
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hello!
You: hi sup
Stranger: Not much, you?
You: not much
Stranger: fun stuff
You: mhmm
You: what kind?
Stranger: of stuff?
You: nvrmind
You: m or f?
Stranger: f
You: i'm m
Stranger: cool
You: where u from?
Stranger: the usa
You: toronto
Stranger: Cool!
You: u like music? if so what kind?
Stranger: Yes I do, and I basically like music from across the board, except most rap and country
You: ah ok cool
You: i like many kinds from classical to pop to hip hop i don't like rock though
Stranger: Fair enough
You: u know what ur cool
Stranger: I am?
You: unlike some strangers who are rude most of the time
Stranger: It's the internet, they think it's ok because you can't see them
You: yup, its nice to see some exceptions
Stranger: Thanks
You: welcome
You: how old are u? i'm 16
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hey sup
Stranger: hello
Stranger: I
Stranger: have
Stranger: this
Stranger: condition
Stranger: that
Stranger: I
Stranger: have
Stranger: to
Stranger: type
Stranger: like
Stranger: this
You: cool
You have disconnected.

This hoe just shaded me.



You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl ?
You: 19 m us ...u?
Stranger: 17 f us
You: that's nice.....sooo.....how big are ur boobs?
Stranger: oh please, how old are you? 11
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hiiii... male or female?
You: No, I don't have boobs.
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old
You: I'm gay. :]
Stranger: Where are you from
You: California
Stranger: I am from California... very sexy and honey...
You: Lol. Which part of California?
Stranger: Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am hornyyyy
You: I'm gay... Lol.
Stranger: I have some of them ... If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: Sorry. No. I can't help you finger yourself... I'm G-A-Y. ;]
Stranger: give your email
You: I'll give my email
You: just not to you. thanks.
Stranger: or I can give you the link. Do you have account in adultfriendfiner???
You: I already have adult friends... what do I need an account there for?
Stranger: http://iamhoney.com/nancy.php
You: http://imabouttodisconnectbye.com/tata/
You have disconnected.