Awards I should snatch:
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The Werther's Original Award - Stan with the Worst Taste - Because you think Did You Do It? is a flop
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The Immaculate Award - Stan with the Best Taste - Because Did You Do It? is a masterpiece.
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Madonna's Instagram Award - Messiest Stan - I send nudes and tell you about my 'social networking'
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Living My Life Award- Stan Who Went & Got A Life - I went to Miami, sent nudes via 'social networking'
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Ray Of Light Award - The Wisest OR Most Creative Stan - Cause how else would the Rebel Heart Tour thread become one of the biggest threads on ATRL?
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Iconic Award - Most Popular / Most Known Stan - Who else went to 7 shows for the Queen?
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Rebel Heart Award - Stan of the Year - I'm have **** and ass, and an insatiable desire to be noticed.