Peeing on old woman during a plane flight while drunk!
Farting and putting boogers on Pizza
(Oh plus wiping bum with a sponge and cleaning dishes)
Spraying urine and feces all over random places across the universe
Hmmmm, is that it?
Oh, and just having sex with people over twice my age that teach me many things (not talking Math here...)
I think that sums up my fetish's.