So I did this a few months ago but it flopped and all the other stanbases are having their award shows now so I deserve mine. This time I'll announce the winners directly; so no nominations.
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Confirmed people performing their latest singles:
- Rihanna, P!nk (Jolie praised her), Ke$ha, Bruno Mars and Taylor Swift
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Confirmed presenters:
- Katy Perry (Jolie shaded her), Britney, Meryl Streep, Oprah, Johnny Depp etc.
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In attendance:
- The Queen herself (Jolie), Brad & the kids, Lady Gaga (Jolie called her a 'revolutionary')
- Beyonce, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio
- etc.
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Categories:
- Best Female Team Jolie member
- Best Male Team Jolie member
- Homewrecker of the year (most likely to betray Jolie, be a fake stan)
- Humanitarian Award (Kindest Team Jolie member)
- Lara Croft Award (Most likely to drag for Angelina)
- Gia Award (Fiercest Team Jolie member) : TIE! RichGirlPlanet and fineandbambi
- Lisa Rowe Award (Messiest Team Jolie member)
- Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Award (up-and-coming Team Jolie member)
- Member of the Year
Seating:
Y'all ready?
