Have you ever caught yourself singing a song, but with the wrong lyrics? Here are few of my mishaps in lyrics

On E.T. Instead of
"Wanna Be a victim ready for abduction"
I used to sing
"Wanna be a victim ready for seduction"

And on Love on top instead of
"Youre the one that gets dropped off"
I used to sing
"Youre the one that gets jacked off"

Don't **** with me in End of time, apparently.

In "Bad Romance".

What I used to sing:
"Want you right near me when no baby is sick"

What it actually is:
"Want you in my rear window baby you're sick"

I really can't think of any except for a lyric in Siva's (The Wanted) verse in Lightning:

I thought it was "Just you and me and the goats in the bathroom. "

It's really "Just you and me and the coats in the back room."

But it's now a fanbase inside joke so I don't have to feel ashamed.

With Lady Gaga's Poker Face

The lyrics were:
"Can't ready my, can't read my"

What I used to sing:
"Cherry pie, cherry pie"

U couldn't tell me Janet Jackson wasn't singing " and shulubba lubba" in "Doesn't Really Matter"

the actual lyrics were:
And show that my love will never hurt or harm

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One Direction - One thing:

"I'm falling to my arms instead" but i heard " I'm falling too much instead"

I have bad ears lolzzz

Britney Spears - Trip To Your Heart

Trip to your eyes
Trip to your arms
Trip to your kiss
Trip to your lips
Trip to your tongue
Trip to your balls?

I don't know what she actually says

I always heard "cameran, Cameran..."

I was like who the **** is cameran?

In Kesha's Tik Tok I heard "don't stop make it rock " instead of "don't stop make it pop"

In Take It Off for the longest time I never heard the "when they ..." Part in the chorus.

In What's My Name, I TO THIS DAY DO NOT HEAR "WHAT'S" I HEAR "PORS"

In Right Round I thought it was "you spin my hair" not head.

I feel like I am forgetting a bunch.

I got the best example.

In Christina Milian's Dip It Low, the line was:

I'mma show you how to make your man say OHH

I used to sing,

I'mma show you how to make your medicine

Another "Great" example from me is from Power by Kanye West

REAL LINE:

"I'm an asshole? You N*ggas got JOOOOOOKES"

I thought he said

"I'm an asshole? You N*ggas got GUUUUUUUNS"

Actually, it says: "And fall into my arms, instead". Lol.

In the song Gasoline on The femme Fatale album I would sing "spark and it's like Gasoline, I start purring like a machine."

But apparently it's "spark and it's
like gasoline I start, but I'm like a machine"

I don't know how i could mistake purr for the original lyrics.

lolzzz my bad hahaha

On Turn Me On I thought it was:
I'm to do or die come on and turn me on


It really was:
I'm to you to die come on and turn me on

Miley Cyrus - Who Owns My Heart

What it is: "So cmon baby, keep provokin me"
What I hear: "So cmon baby, keep on ****in me"

I probably has some good ones for this! I just need to remember them

I can take one of my brother's wrongs while I think:
Him:
"I want your fame, I want your fame, Forevergo"
Gaga:
"I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando"

Beyoncé - Halo:
I had never heard the word Halo before, so when I hear it I was like.." Is she singing Halo? What kinda word is that? She must be singing "I can se you hate love, hate love, hate loove"

Jessie J - Domino :
''Daddy dancing in the moonlight'' I still don't know the actual lyrics.

I have soo many!
The latest one may be Big Hoops' line that goes "I can go places nobody else goes" that I used to sing "I can go places nobody expose"

Britney Spears 'Slave 4 you'

'Get it, get it' I thought she said 'Kitty,kitty'