Remember guys, if you're a woman and show off your ass/act trashy when you're 20 years old, you're GOING to end up as a cocaine addict and make sex tapes!
And if you ever do coke or make a sex tape, you're worthless as a human being and should be shamed for the rest of your life! And your biggest critics are going to be internet gays who have both snorted coke and sent their dick pictures to random strangers on Grindr!