''These chickens is ash and I'm lotion...'' - 'It's Like That' by Mariah Carey;

''Boy you got me all mixed up like Serato, you got me spinnin' round for you like a lil' model, steady fiendin' for you like them fries at McDonalds, I wanna be all on your lips like gelato...'' - 'More Than Just Friends' by Mariah Carey;

''But now that I'm famous, you're up my anus...'' - 'Cannibal' by Ke$ha;

''I see another cutie lookin' straight at me, she got more boom than a little bit - see?
And I ain't with that, 'cause she too fat, so I give her to my buddy 'cause it's like that!'' - 'The P' by Prince;

I'm sure there's more so please post some lyrics that you found hilarious!