The White House is Archiving Every Tweet Begging @POTUS for Sex
Earlier today, the President of the United States and the holder of the highest office in the land, Barack Obama, debuted the first, official Twitter account run by the President and the President alone. Because of how the internet works, hundreds of people immediately asked the President to
please sit on my face, daddy. And because of how the Presidential Records Act works, every single one of those tweets, from “spank me” to “fist me,” is getting filed away in the official White House archives.
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@dorkantics: @POTUS sit on my face!
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@OnMyWayuh: Spank me daddy @POTUS
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@nullcons: @POTUS @billclinton @FLOTUS slay me
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See more explicit tweets
at the source.
Your sex tweets will lay in the archives forever.