What if this was the case for ATRL?
http://living.msn.com/love-relations...&ocid=OTD_0416
http://www.darwindating.com/
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Their Motto: Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos? We are.
Darwin Dating was created exclusively for beautiful, desirable people. Our strict rules and natural selection process ensures all our members have winning looks. Will you make the cut?
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Their rules: Darwin Dating Rules
In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don't suffer from:
Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
Sweat patches
Nerdy glasses
Pocket protectors
Weird pubic hair
Mullets
Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
Fat rolls
Acne
Out of proportion noses
Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right
Hair in the wrong places on women
Too much hair in the wrong places on men
Pasty skin
Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
Disproportionately Large ears
Lack of personal hygiene
Out of date fashions
Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
Large hips (men)
Small jaws (men)
Teeth that aren't straight
Teeth that aren't white
Uncared for fingernails
Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
Facial hair (women)
Long back hair (men)
Anyone with a middle part
Ear and/or nose hair
Crooked or webbed toes
Webbed fingers or toes
Bent essential anatomy (men)
Oversized essential anatomy (women)
Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
Mid-digital hair
Ski jump noses
Wobbly upper arms
Hairy feet
Large gaps between teeth
Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow
If you fit into any of these categories, let's face it, you're ugly, but you aren't alone. Darwin Dating isn't for you but don't despair, there are plenty of ugly fish in the sea and they're all on every other dating website out there!
If you think you might meet our criteria sign up to chat to gorgeous online singles!
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Are you up for the challenge? Will you be accepted or rejected
just like that?
Something tells me someone is going to try sueing this website after they get banned and feel offensed by it.
