How is this even an article?
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3. The real reason Luke likes penguins so much is because as a child, he once lost his parents at the zoo. Having accidentally tumbled into the penguin enclosure, he was swiftly adopted by an Erect-Crested penguin known as Macaroni and lived there for several months before he was discovered by zookeepers. He's been a fan of sushi ever since.
9. People some think Luke is the quieter one. He's not, it's just that he prefers to speak using telepathy and only dogs, dolphins and 5SOS fans can hear the frequency he communicates via.
10. When Luke and Calum are out on their own, they like to pretend to be Gemma Collins and Arg from TOWIE, despite the fact Cal ain't ever getting any of Luke's caaaaaanddddy.
14. He is the voice of animated TV star Pingu. The money he has earnt so far has also allowed him to put a down payment on cosmetic surgery to have a beak transplant.
17. His nipples once won an award for bravery. Their acceptance speech went on for 20 minutes and one of them wept.
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They're literally like 29 year old women pretending to be horny 14 year old schoolgirls. The fact they're still in business is beyond me.