Let's start off with the bottom of the bottom. The songs 100 to 96.
I know I have been MIA for a while, but the person at number 100 just returned. Here's the song he last released before his break that didn't suck. It's Eminem with Like Toy Soldiers.
.100 EMINEM | LIKE TOY SOLDIERS | ENCORE
-Now I think Eminem has done great work but this song doesn't hold a candle to songs like The Way I Am and Mosh.
The next artist is a woman who made somewhat of an unsuccessful comeback in 2005. When she released her first single there was so much hateration against it. Her second single flopped like hell, but it still made my list. It's Jennifer Lopez with Fat Joe and Hold You Down at 99.
.099 JENNIFER LOPEZ F/ FAT JOE | HOLD YOU DOWN | REBIRTH
-The same that I said about Eminem applies here. Play, Waiting For Tonight, Ain't It Funny and such are many times better.
Number 98 is up next, but before we get to that lets take about something much more important. March 2006 :shake: :frylock: :meatwad: in movie form. In other news, Beverly Hills ad Weezer are at 98.
.098 WEEZER | BEVERLY HILLS | MAKE BELIEVE
-The video was crazy but there were much better songs in 2005.
This next band decided to disappear and return whenever the **** they want. 3 Doors Down had two very successful albums. I don't know what happened the third time, but Let Me Go is 97.
.097 3 DOORS DOWN | LET ME GO | SEVENTEEN DAYS
-This song is catchy, but not up to 3 Doors Down quality.
A song that I never expected to like is up next. The Pussycat Dolls and Don't Cha is 96.
.096 PUSSYCAT DOLLS | DON'T CHA | PCD
-This song was surprisingly good.
In the next bracket of 5:
-A spelling lesson
-A nameless song
-Fat Joe pops in again.
RECAP: .100 EMINEM | LIKE TOY SOLDIERS | ENCORE
.099 JENNIFER LOPEZ F/ FAT JOE | HOLD YOU DOWN | REBIRTH
.098 WEEZER | BEVERLY HILLS | MAKE BELIEVE
.097 3 DOORS DOWN | LET ME GO | SEVENTEEN DAYS
.096 PUSSYCAT DOLLS | DON'T CHA | PCD
Now it's time to share the next five songs. Alexa, let's not take it to the streets, bitch. Since I know you like these bitches, here's a treet for you, Chineseses. It's Simple Plan at 95 with Untitled.
.095 SIMPLE PLAN | UNTITLED | STILL NOT GETTING ANY
-It's like Perfect gone bad. Not saying it's a bad song, but Perfect was plenty better.
His helping hand on One Tree Hill helped launch his career. Tyler Hilton makes his first of two appearences at 94 with When It Comes.
.094 TYLER HILTON | WHEN IT COMES | WHEN IT COMES
-I always liked this song, but it was never the best.
British songtresses are my favorites. Melanie C, Emma B, Rachel S, Jo O. Let's not forget Joss Stone. Her song Spoiled ranks at 93 on the 2005 chart.
.093 JOSS STONE | SPOILED | MIND, BODY AND SOUL
-Joss is good but this is just mediocre.
Everyone was like why the **** is Ricky Martin coming back? I personally thought I Don't Care was good. It was good enough to be number 92 on my list.
.092 RICKY MARTIN F/ AMERIE & FAT JOE | I DON'T CARE | LIFE
-I don't care what none of you haters say, this joint was good.
Now people may like this next song because it proves that Ashlee is more intelligent than her sister, or for it's comedic value or the fact that she's trying to sound British because she's saying "ello". Either way 91 is L. O. V. E. by Ashlee.
.091 ASHLEE SIMPSON | L. O. V. E. | I AM ME
-Ashlee actually did something right.
In the next bracket of 5:
-WWE Superstar
-The biggest youngster of the year
-The first big boy band.
RECAP: .100 EMINEM | LIKE TOY SOLDIERS | ENCORE
.099 JENNIFER LOPEZ F/ FAT JOE | HOLD YOU DOWN | REBIRTH
.098 WEEZER | BEVERLY HILLS | MAKE BELIEVE
.097 3 DOORS DOWN | LET ME GO | SEVENTEEN DAYS
.096 PUSSYCAT DOLLS | DON'T CHA | PCD
.095 SIMPLE PLAN | UNTITLED | STILL NOT GETTING ANY
.094 TYLER HILTON | WHEN IT COMES | WHEN IT COMES
.093 JOSS STONE | SPOILED | MIND, BODY AND SOUL
.092 RICKY MARTIN F/ AMERIE & FAT JOE | I DON'T CARE | LIFE
.091 ASHLEE SIMPSON | L. O. V. E. | I AM ME
Since this is gonna take ****ing forever, here's everything minus the top 10.
100 Eminem Like Toy Soldiers
099 Jennifer Lopez f/ Fat Joe Hold You Down
098 Weezer Beverly Hills
097 3 Doors Down Let Me Go
096 Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha
095 Simple Plan Untitled
094 Tyler Hilton When It Comes
093 Joss Stone Spoiled
092 Ricky Martin f/ Amerie & Fat Joe I Don't Care
091 Ashlee Simpson L. O. V. E.
090 Alanis Morissette Crazy
089 Backstreet Boys Just Want You To Know
088 The Killers Mr. Brightside
087 Chris Brown Run It
086 John Cena f/ Bumpy Knuckles Bad Bad Man
085 Papa Roach Scars
084 Good Charlotte We Believe
083 Destiny's Child Girl
082 Hilary Duff Wake Up
081 Craig David All The Way
080 Natalie Goin' Crazy
079 Simple Plan Welcome To My Life
078 Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot
077 The Veronicas 4Ever
076 Ana Johnsson Coz I Can
075 Mariah Carey We Belong Together
074 Diana DeGarmo Emotional
073 Nickelback Photograph
072 Sarah Connor From Zero To Hero
071 Faith Hill Mississippi Girl
070 Hilary Duff Beat Of My Heart
069 Gwen Stefani Luxurious
068 Celine Dion In Some Small Way
067 Kimberley Locke Coulda Been
066 Rob Thomas This Is How A Heartbreaks
065 Simple Plan Shut Up
064 Natasha Bedingfield Unwritted
063 Geri Halliwell Desire (Your Kiss)
062 Fantasia Barrino Truth Is
061 Queens Of The Stone Age Little Sister
060 Papa Roach Take Me
059 Rachel Stevens Negotiate With Love
058 Eminem Ass Like That
057 Joss Stone Right To Be Wrong
056 Ashlee Simpson Boyfriend
055 Chevelle The Clincher
054 Backstreet Boys Crawling Back To You
053 Gorillaz Feel Good Inc.
052 Garbage Why Do You Love Me?
051 James Blunt You're Beautiful
050 Natalie Imbruglia Shiver
049 John Cena Right Now
048 Gwen Stefani Hollaback Girl
047 Daniel Bedingfield Wrap My Words Around You
046 Jennifer Lopez Get Right
045 Aaron Carter Saturday Night
044 Gwen Stefani f/ Eve Rich Girl
043 Ryan Cabrera 40 Kinds Of Sadness
042 Fiona Apple Oh Sailor
041 Black Eyed Peas Don't Lie
040 Green Day Holiday
039 Ben Moody f/ Anastacia Everything Burns
038 FeFe Dobson Don't Let It Go To Your Head
037 Frankie J More Than Words
036 Britney Spears Do Somethin'
035 Anastacia Pieces Of A Dream
034 Lindsay Lohan Over
033 The Wreckers The Good Kind
032 Rachel Stevens I Said Never Again (But Here We Are)
031 Natasha Bedingfield These Words
030 Melanie C Next Best Superstar
029 Rob Thomas Lonely No More
028 Tyler Hilton How Love Should Be
027 Garbage Bleed Like Me
026 Natalie f/ Baby Bash Energy
025 INXS Pretty Vegas
024 Natasha Bedingfield I Bruise Easily
023 Melanie C First Day Of My Life
022 Rachel Stevens So Good
021 Kelly Clarkson Behind These Hazel Eyes
020 Avril Lavigne Fall To Pieces
019 Jesse McCartney Because You Live
018 Lisa Marie Presley Dirty Laundry
017 Gwen Stefani Cool
016 Mariah Carey Don't Forget About Us
015 Kelly Osbourne One Word
014 Pussycat Dolls Stickwitu
013 Madonna Hung Up
012 Lindsay Lohan Confessions Of A Broken Heart (Daughter To Father)
011 Mariah Carey Shake It Off
100 Eminem Like Toy Soldiers
099 Jennifer Lopez f/ Fat Joe Hold You Down
098 Weezer Beverly Hills
097 3 Doors Down Let Me Go
096 Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha
095 Simple Plan Untitled
094 Tyler Hilton When It Comes
093 Joss Stone Spoiled
092 Ricky Martin f/ Amerie & Fat Joe I Don't Care
091 Ashlee Simpson L. O. V. E.
090 Alanis Morissette Crazy
089 Backstreet Boys Just Want You To Know
088 The Killers Mr. Brightside
087 Chris Brown Run It
086 John Cena f/ Bumpy Knuckles Bad Bad Man
085 Papa Roach Scars
084 Good Charlotte We Believe
083 Destiny's Child Girl
082 Hilary Duff Wake Up
081 Craig David All The Way
080 Natalie Goin' Crazy
079 Simple Plan Welcome To My Life
078 Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot
077 The Veronicas 4Ever
076 Ana Johnsson Coz I Can
075 Mariah Carey We Belong Together
074 Diana DeGarmo Emotional
073 Nickelback Photograph
072 Sarah Connor From Zero To Hero
071 Faith Hill Mississippi Girl
070 Hilary Duff Beat Of My Heart
069 Gwen Stefani Luxurious
068 Celine Dion In Some Small Way
067 Kimberley Locke Coulda Been
066 Rob Thomas This Is How A Heartbreaks
065 Simple Plan Shut Up
064 Natasha Bedingfield Unwritted
063 Geri Halliwell Desire (Your Kiss)
062 Fantasia Barrino Truth Is
061 Queens Of The Stone Age Little Sister
060 Papa Roach Take Me
059 Rachel Stevens Negotiate With Love
058 Eminem Ass Like That
057 Joss Stone Right To Be Wrong
056 Ashlee Simpson Boyfriend
055 Chevelle The Clincher
054 Backstreet Boys Crawling Back To You
053 Gorillaz Feel Good Inc.
052 Garbage Why Do You Love Me?
051 James Blunt You're Beautiful
050 Natalie Imbruglia Shiver
049 John Cena Right Now
048 Gwen Stefani Hollaback Girl
047 Daniel Bedingfield Wrap My Words Around You
046 Jennifer Lopez Get Right
045 Aaron Carter Saturday Night
044 Gwen Stefani f/ Eve Rich Girl
043 Ryan Cabrera 40 Kinds Of Sadness
042 Fiona Apple Oh Sailor
041 Black Eyed Peas Don't Lie
040 Green Day Holiday
039 Ben Moody f/ Anastacia Everything Burns
038 FeFe Dobson Don't Let It Go To Your Head
037 Frankie J More Than Words
036 Britney Spears Do Somethin'
035 Anastacia Pieces Of A Dream
034 Lindsay Lohan Over
033 The Wreckers The Good Kind
032 Rachel Stevens I Said Never Again (But Here We Are)
031 Natasha Bedingfield These Words
030 Melanie C Next Best Superstar
029 Rob Thomas Lonely No More
028 Tyler Hilton How Love Should Be
027 Garbage Bleed Like Me
026 Natalie f/ Baby Bash Energy
025 INXS Pretty Vegas
024 Natasha Bedingfield I Bruise Easily
023 Melanie C First Day Of My Life
022 Rachel Stevens So Good
021 Kelly Clarkson Behind These Hazel Eyes
020 Avril Lavigne Fall To Pieces
019 Jesse McCartney Because You Live
018 Lisa Marie Presley Dirty Laundry
017 Gwen Stefani Cool
016 Mariah Carey Don't Forget About Us
015 Kelly Osbourne One Word
014 Pussycat Dolls Stickwitu
013 Madonna Hung Up
012 Lindsay Lohan Confessions Of A Broken Heart (Daughter To Father)
011 Mariah Carey Shake It Off
010 Backstreet Boys Incomplete
009 Santana f/ Michelle Branch I'm Feelin' You
008 Liz Phair Everything To Me
007 Lil' Kim Lighters Up
006 Jesse McCartney She's No You
005 Melanie C Better Alone
004 Jo O'Meara What Hurts The Most
003 Lisa Marie Presley Idiot
002 Ryan Cabrera Shine On
001 Britney Spears Someday (I Will Understand)
100 Eminem Like Toy Soldiers
096 Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha
091 Ashlee Simpson L. O. V. E.
090 Alanis Morissette Crazy
089 Backstreet Boys Just Want You To Know
082 Hilary Duff Wake Up
078 Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot
077 The Veronicas 4Ever
075 Mariah Carey We Belong Together
072 Sarah Connor From Zero To Hero
070 Hilary Duff Beat Of My Heart
069 Gwen Stefani Luxurious
066 Rob Thomas This Is How A Heartbreaks
064 Natasha Bedingfield Unwritted
063 Geri Halliwell Desire (Your Kiss)
062 Fantasia Barrino Truth Is
061 Queens Of The Stone Age Little Sister
059 Rachel Stevens Negotiate With Love
056 Ashlee Simpson Boyfriend
054 Backstreet Boys Crawling Back To You
052 Garbage Why Do You Love Me?
051 James Blunt You're Beautiful
050 Natalie Imbruglia Shiver
048 Gwen Stefani Hollaback Girl
047 Daniel Bedingfield Wrap My Words Around You
045 Aaron Carter Saturday Night
043 Ryan Cabrera 40 Kinds Of Sadness
042 Fiona Apple Oh Sailor
039 Ben Moody f/ Anastacia Everything Burns
038 FeFe Dobson Don't Let It Go To Your Head
036 Britney Spears Do Somethin'
035 Anastacia Pieces Of A Dream
034 Lindsay Lohan Over
032 Rachel Stevens I Said Never Again (But Here We Are)
031 Natasha Bedingfield These Words
030 Melanie C Next Best Superstar
029 Rob Thomas Lonely No More
027 Garbage Bleed Like Me
024 Natasha Bedingfield I Bruise Easily
023 Melanie C First Day Of My Life
022 Rachel Stevens So Good
021 Kelly Clarkson Behind These Hazel Eyes
020 Avril Lavigne Fall To Pieces
019 Jesse McCartney Because You Live
018 Lisa Marie Presley Dirty Laundry
017 Gwen Stefani Cool
016 Mariah Carey Don't Forget About Us
015 Kelly Osbourne One Word
014 Pussycat Dolls Stickwitu
013 Madonna Hung Up
012 Lindsay Lohan Confessions Of A Broken Heart (Daughter To Father)
011 Mariah Carey Shake It Off
010 Backstreet Boys Incomplete
009 Santana f/ Michelle Branch I'm Feelin' You
007 Lil' Kim Lighters Up
005 Melanie C Better Alone
004 Jo O'Meara What Hurts The Most
003 Lisa Marie Presley Idiot
002 Ryan Cabrera Shine On
001 Britney Spears Someday (I Will Understand)
100 Eminem Like Toy Soldiers
099 Jennifer Lopez f/ Fat Joe Hold You Down
091 Ashlee Simpson L. O. V. E.
090 Alanis Morissette Crazy
089 Backstreet Boys Just Want You To Know
083 Destiny's Child Girl
082 Hilary Duff Wake Up
075 Mariah Carey We Belong Together
074 Diana DeGarmo Emotional
070 Hilary Duff Beat Of My Heart
069 Gwen Stefani Luxurious
067 Kimberley Locke Coulda Been
066 Rob Thomas This Is How A Heartbreaks
064 Natasha Bedingfield Unwritten
063 Geri Halliwell Desire (Your Kiss)
062 Fantasia Barrino Truth Is
059 Rachel Stevens Negotiate With Love
056 Ashlee Simpson Boyfriend
054 Backstreet Boys Crawling Back To You
053 Gorillaz Feel Good Inc.
052 Garbage Why Do You Love Me?
050 Natalie Imbruglia Shiver
048 Gwen Stefani Hollaback Girl
045 Aaron Carter Saturday Night
042 Fiona Apple Oh Sailor
041 Black Eyed Peas Don't Lie
038 FeFe Dobson Don't Let It Go To Your Head
036 Britney Spears Do Somethin'
034 Lindsay Lohan Over
032 Rachel Stevens I Said Never Again (But Here We Are)
031 Natasha Bedingfield These Words
029 Rob Thomas Lonely No More
028 Tyler Hilton How Love Should Be
027 Garbage Bleed Like Me
026 Natalie f/ Baby Bash Energy
021 Kelly Clarkson Behind These Hazel Eyes
020 Avril Lavigne Fall To Pieces
019 Jesse McCartney Because You Live
017 Gwen Stefani Cool
015 Kelly Osbourne One Word
014 Pussycat Dolls Stickwitu
013 Madonna Hung Up
011 Mariah Carey Shake It Off
These are all brilliant, even LTS. The top ten COULD BE BETTER.