Now that school is over for me I can spend time on my worst songs ever list. It was a long time coming!
These are the songs that are so horrible, should have never been recorded, make me want to kill myself, are so unreedemable and awful that I can't see past my utter disgust for them...so here we go..........let the ****** songs begin!
50. Kelly Clarkson - Addicted
Who is responsible? - Ben Moody, Kelly Clarkson, David Hodges
Ya know, 'Breakaway' is a great album and it's so tragic that a piece of **** like this actually exists on this album but it does. 'Addicted' is Kelly's big opportunity to sound goth and she just ends up sounding like some pathetic loser. Adding to my hatred for the song is the acclaim that it gets from her extremely delusional fans. Let's just face the facts shall we?
1. The song isn't catchy
2. She sounds like she can't sing on the song
3. It has absolutely no place on the album
4. It's become the co-dependent theme song for every depressed gay out there.
5. If released it's going to be a flop because radio will hate it
This is just a horrible and sad sad sad blemish on Kelly's career. God help you Kelly Clarkson
The punishment for recording this trash? - Locked in a room for 1 month without food or water
49. Jennifer Lopez Ft Fat Joe - Hold You Down
Who is responsible? Fat Joe, Cory Rooney, Jennifer Lopez
Jenny, Jenny Jenny....tsk tsk tsk. You know a song is a complete disaster when it completely ends your album and it sinks its chances of ever selling a single copy ever again. In "Hold You Down", Jennifer's worst song to date, she serandes to us about holding down Fat Joe who not only sounds bored on this song but also looks the part in the video. She must have let him tap it in order for him to agree to participating in this catasprophe. This is probably one of the worst mistakes I have ever personally ever seen an artist make, this song has no point...she isn't even singing on it (which isnt a big strech considering she never does on her songs but I digress)...if Benny Medina ever wanted revenge on her..he got it. The song sank the album and it hasn't sold a million copies...the biggest disaster of her career.
The punishment for recording this trash? - She is married to a crack addict with 2 kids from a prior marriage, her movies have all flopped, her nemesis Mariah is on top of the world, her REBIRTH album was one of the biggest disasters in music history...I think this is punishment enough
#48. Ashanti - Happy
Who is responsible? - Ashanti, Irv Gotti
I often stay awake at night and I weep. I weep and I shake my head in disbelief. Disbelief that this horrible, detestable, ridiculous song was ever released. It brings a tear to my eye, and to tell you the truth...I think it makes Jesus cry too. To call this song awful would be an understandment, coming off something truly great like FOOLISH and then coming out with this piece of **** (the worst song she has released to date) like this just completely fails me. With an equally gayer video that features her ugly dark sister, her horrible horrible dancing that makes Gwen Stefani look like Janet Jackson, and oh god...I can't go on with this anymore.
The punishment for recording this song? Well she is stuck on a label that is probably threatening her life if she leaves it, her career is dead in the water and she has those thick eyebrows back again....I guess I can add one stabbing to the left knee as punishment
