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The Kardashians [TALENT ALWAYS WINS 👏👏👏]
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 | Hello, it's me, Mama Kris Jenner, TV icon and momager. As you know, my daughters and I are on the most iconic American-Armenian family reality show of all time, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The show executives recently told us that we need something new and fresh because the ratings are starting to dwindle. I, of course, was absolutely SHOCKED by that comment! Was that shade to me? I mean, I know I'm kinda old and senile now but it totally doesn't show, right? *tries and fails to move face in an attempt to smile* So the girls and I decided we need a new girl on the show and no, not Caitlyn, (not being transphobic or anything #LoveWins) so we'll hold auditions for the next Kardashian girl who'll be cast as my fake long-lost child or something. Yes, fake, my family doesn't like real things. So calling out all the guys and girls with the right amount of ass, the right amount of sass and the right amount of class to try out and be one of us. You will be living in Kamp Kardashian with me and the girls as well as your competitors. Your Kardashianess will be tested in various challenges where you can gain or lose followers depending on your performance. Followers are eveything. Those who run out of followers or get voted off will be eliminated until only one remains to take the Krown.
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And because we love equality so much, we've grouped you into four judging from your personality. Well, not really judging from your personality, but judging your personality based on your faces. And to be even more unequal, only three of the cliques will know that they're together. Exciting, right? Let's go meet the cliques now.
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 | The Plastics
Shopping, spray tans, and boob jobs, those are the stuff that the Plastics like. They're more synthetic than a lego block but deep inside, all they want is to have fun and be loved. They can hack*** Ratchets by bribing them money but have no fight against SJWs because they'll expose the Plastics as racist, ageist, sexist, ableist, brandofclothingist, etc. What they strive for is the Instagram Power to have control in hacking their enemies. |  |  | The Ratchets
Famous for starting feuds on Twitter, the Ratchets will pull every card there is to prove they're right and "win" the battle. They're often misunderstood and their confrontational attitude can be blamed on their violent and hostile upbringing. They can be easily bribed by the Plastics but they can clock and drag SJWs with ease and hack their followers. The Twitter Power is what they covet. |  |  | The SJWs
They're overly sensitive and always have something to criticize. Fundamentally, they only really want the world to be a better place but they are annoying af. They can read a Plastic her rights but a Ratchet will clapback her so quick she'll forget her Tumblr password. The thing they want most is the Tumblr Power. |  |  | The Basics
They're plain and simple and likes what everybody else likes. They have no idea about these sub-groups going on. Having the Facebook Power will allow them to hack anyone they like but at the same time, they can be hacked by the other three cliques. |  |
K R Y S T A L S
     
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 | Hello, bi+ches. It's your gizibe, North West. I'm here to tell you about the krystals above. They are scattered throughout the thread and only the luckiest of the luckiest will stumble upon one. (Inspired by The Holy Trinity's planet powers, thank you Tymps.) In fact, two of these are already hidden in the sign-up list! One for a lucky number and another for a lucky name. I forgot to tell you that you need to pick a name that starts with the letter K for your character. It can a boy or a girl, my family is very accepting.These krystals are very powerful as they have game-changing abilities when used at the right time. Let me reveal the powers of the krystals that are hidden in the sign-up list:- Kris Krystal - it can nullify all votes for you during vote-offs. They can only be used once.
- Khloe Krystal - you can swap followers with another player.
- Kendall Krystal - unknown
- Kim Krystal - unknown
- Kylie Krystal - unknown
- Kourtney Krystal - unknown
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