Mermaid school is real, and it is spectacular.
The Philippine Mermaid Swimming Academy is a quality education institution for those who have heeded the siren song of Sebastian the Crab, and finally realized that life is, truly, better down where it’s wetter. For about $35, participants will receive qualified instruction in “mermaiding,” a.k.a. the best noun ever to be verbed, learning how to manipulate their tails and move through the water like a sea creature, via sinuous full-body undulation.
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