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RIHDRAKEBRITUSH

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rihanna

1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.

Mother: Hey...Hey! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night!
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)

A person that has a huge forehead.
I was playing fight night and I took devastating blow to the Rihanna!

Chris Brown

a man beating a woman
SHUT UP, before i chris brown you girl!

The act of pimp slapping and choking a female out of consciousness. Usually used As a verb.
"You didn't have to Chris Brown her! What the **** are we going to do with her body?"

Usher

1. An r&b singer/dancer who came out in the 90's with songs like "You make me wanna", "Yeah!" and "Confessions"

2. To be cocky or self-absorbed.

3. To dedicate an album whinning about cheating on a loved one.

4. To show off ones abs constantly even if it does not fit the context.

5. To help someone find a seat in an event.
1. Why do they play usher on the radio non-stop?

2. Person A: Oh my god. I look so good right now. Well actually all the time, cuz I'm hot.
Person B: Come on now, stop being an Usher.

a R&B singer whose nose takes up 50% of his face
damn if ushers nose got any bigger there would be no space left for his eyes and mouth

Justin Timberlake

Horny little kid still going through puberty.
After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.

1) A very average looking scrawny white guy that for some unknown reason girls think is fine.

2) A wigger. A southern white boy who doesn't know what the hood looks like that tries to talk, act, sing and dance black. AKA (PG version of Emenim)

3) A guy that most white heterosexual males like to hate on because he is rich, famous, good looking, can sing, can dance, acts black and sleeps with hot famous women. Often referred to as being a fake, gay, untalented, ****** assed wigger. (Which he may in fact be one or all of these things).

4) White version of Usher (who happens to be the black version of Michael Jackson).
As one of only two members of *NSYNC who can actually sing (JC Chasez being the other), what's going to happen to the band now that he is solo? Actually who cares, they're done anyway.
buy justin timberlake mugs & shirts

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RichGirlPlanet

Lithium9

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SHUT UP, before i chris brown you!

Rock That Beat...

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beyonce

a.)n. one of the most talented performers/vocalists to hit the scene
b.)n. a true artist;captivating beauty
c.)n. impressionable performing artists of the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
d.)n. a female with a svelte frame and alluring aura
e.)a. fly; hip; cool
f.) a. bootylicious
"Girl, what do you have on? You look like a complete mess."

"You must be catching a glimpse of your reflection or something, because right now i look beyonce."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beyonce

Skeleton Boy

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1. leona lewis 212 up, 34 down

The winner of the popular television show, The X Factor. Has a hit song Bleeding Love, and is very attractive and likable.
Leona Lewis once worked at Pizza hut as a waitress. Awesome!

RIHDRAKEBRITUSH

Katy Perry

Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-****ing-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:

1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid ****.

Neptune

Didn't drag Mariah or Beyonce

RIHDRAKEBRITUSH

Beyonce

1. Pretty good singer that often contradicts herself.

2. Often talks like she has no education what-so-ever.

3. Pretty face and nice figure, but should wear clothing that compliments herself more.

4. Used to always vow never to wear provocative clothing, but what is she doiing now?
Beyonce is good, but a lot of people see her a fake. She should think before she speaks.

KORDEI

The Chris Brown one is corny..

Achilles.

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1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.

I LOVE her, but... there are no lies in sight.

YaBoiJay18

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Originally posted by Rock That Beat...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beyonce

No lies...

ifyouseekLEM

Holy ****....

Britney Spears

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More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.

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**** who first aims her music at young kids then acts like a total bitch making her fans be like her producing ****ty 10 year olds around the world.

Britney spears is a ****ing *****

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A mechanical pop robot; basically a puppet; a *****; a talentless pop star who thinks that showing skin increases record sales (Amy Lee is determined to help prove that false).

Guy #1: Did you hear about what Amy Lee said about Britney Spears?
Guy #2: Yeah, she was right!

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Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.

Teal

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Originally posted by RIHDRAKEBRITUSH

Katy Perry

Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-****ing-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:

Ace Reject

Apparently this threads promotes domestic violence and bombings.

That's why it was reported.

I swear to dog the Navy is on some new ****.

Lithium9

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Originally posted by RIHDRAKEBRITUSH

Katy Perry

Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid ****.

tell her

ifyouseekLEM

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Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM

Holy ****....

Britney Spears

That cut me deep, y'all.

YaBoiJay18

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Originally posted by RIHDRAKEBRITUSH

Beyonce

1. Pretty good singer that often contradicts herself.

2. Often talks like she has no education what-so-ever.

3. Pretty face and nice figure, but should wear clothing that compliments herself more.

4. Used to always vow never to wear provocative clothing, but what is she doiing now?
Beyonce is good, but a lot of people see her a fake. She should think before she speaks.

SO MANY DAMN LIES!!!!

Neptune

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Originally posted by Ace Reject

Apparently this threads promotes domestic violence and bombings.

That's why it was reported.

I swear to dog the Navy is on some new ****.

Duca

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Originally posted by Ace Reject

Apparently this threads promotes domestic violence and bombings.

That's why it was reported.

I swear to dog the Navy is on some new ****.

KORDEI

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Originally posted by RIHDRAKEBRITUSH

Beyonce

1. Pretty good singer that often contradicts herself.

2. Often talks like she has no education what-so-ever.

3. Pretty face and nice figure, but should wear clothing that compliments herself more.

4. Used to always vow never to wear provocative clothing, but what is she doiing now?
Beyonce is good, but a lot of people see her a fake. She should think before she speaks.

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