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The Rocker says that he wants to take a lot of singers out on dates. And you better BELIEVE that he knows where to take them.
First on the list is Rihanna, aka Ri Ri
I'd take this biatch to a dungeon, because quite frankly I know she likes BDSM. She can slap me around for awhile.
Next up is Cher Lloyd, a British babe younger than me.
You know, I thought her "Want U Back" video (US Version) was pretty sexy. So I'd take her out to an old fashioned diner, and show her what America is all about.
How about Neon Hitch?
She looks like someone who would be really fun to be drunk with. So our romantic first date would be at a bar.
This next one is called Rita Ora, and some people like to call her Rita Whora.
People can call her a ***** if they want, but I would treat her like a total princess. Wearing the most revealing clothing ever, we would dine in a fancy restaurant. Of course, she would pay.
Last but not least is Nicole Scherzinger.
And you can bet that we are gonna get it on!
That's how I would handle these dating situations. Please believe it.