I love Katy Perry
I love Rihanna
I love Madonna
I love Beyonce
I love Britney
I love Miley
Hell, I even love that cow Mariah.
Who I don’t love is the saggy tited, rabbit-teethed, massive nosed, fat faced, saggy chinned, hideous creature formely known as Lady Gaga and now as the fat Poker Face singer who had a career like 5 years ago. The 2009 fad who used to wear the dumbest costumes around and have a hair bow on her hideous head. The ****ing vile tranny who at the peak of its sex appeal had her genitalia questioned. The indigenous drag queen who faked mental illness, bullying background, struggling artist past, eating disorder, fanbase love, niceness to her peers in order to find success ONLY to end up totally FORGOTTEN and IRRELEVANT by her 4th year as a mainstream artist. The pop music JOKE whose biggest hits are not even charting in the iTunes Top 1500 where there are many of those supposedly generic, forgettable, non-iconic, non-impactful singles by her peer, the supposedly acne ridden, talentless hack Katy Perry. The self-cutting idiot who blamed the severely repressed military gay men for the most repulsive dress to ever see this world. The unoriginal rat who had the nerve to accuse others of ripping her off on her decaying Twitter account when the bitch has built her entire imagine on the imagery of people like Roisyn Murphy and Madonna. The writings credits faking (Was exposed for faking her credits many times, notably in that J.Lo album) ex-stripper who spent her entire "career" bragging about her overrated performance skills and putting down artists who always resorted to lip-syncing (MJ included) only to end up getting outgrossed by her biggest rival.
But enough talking about the forgotten swamp creature.
Who I don’t love even more is the remaining losers left on her severely dysfunctional fanbase. Where do I even begin? Maybe I should talk about how they’re suddenly all TayLOOSE Trailerpark fans even though 2 years ago they made it to the news for unitedly wishing her death in a tragic car accident. Taylor? The same woman who thanked her God ast year publically for not ending up with a similarly mentally damaged fanbase. Or maybe I should talk about how they seem to have a problem letting go of the past yet have the nerve to criticize stanbases of establish pop icons like Britney or pop legends like Madonna for doing the same. I mean at least the latter stanbases have the right to be stuck in the past. It’s not like their faves haven’t seen a longevity and success most artists would only dream of. It’s not like they were dunzo by their 4th year. Haha but maybe we should talk about how the suicidal,, ugly losers who spend 24/7 on ATRL have the nerve to fake Katy’s touring receipts and use a logic that they can use with every single touring act in order to disprove her meteoric rise in touring. Utter and absolute and extra-terrestrial DEATH at them being so ****ed mentally by Katy’s triumph over the forgotten, irrelevant, hideous beast they stan for, that they can’t even publically stan their real fave anymore. Keep hiding behind those Taylor and Beyonce avis, you third world living losers. But can you blame them? What kind of pathetic, self-cutting LOSER stans for Gaga in 2014? She's seen as a COMPLETE JOKE by anyone who isn't suicidal or gay. What kind of mentally damaged animal expects her to do the Superbowl (Just check out the hilarious comments section of the recent Superbowl halftime ad). What kind of SCUMBAG has a vocabulary that involves words like ‘yaaaasssss’ and ‘ha’ and ‘hunty’ and ‘scalped’. Rest in piss you society rejects. You will NEVER win. Not In your real lives, and not in your online life.
RIP Lady Fadga, 2008-2011.