I got run over by a car once, i got up and walked away

what kinda zombie teas..

wut !

I always receive fouls in soccer games, yet somehow my bones always resist.

Anw, I sing Only girl in the world / the edge of glory everytime I get in the shower.

I chew napkins.

I swallowed a big coin when I was a kid. I told my brother: Don't tell mom.
But them i got purple. My mother saw me and she ran with me to the hospital.

They didn't hit me that hard. I was just limping a little and he was calling me so he could help but i kept walking.

Everytime I poop, I have to get fully undressed. Doesn't matter if I'm in a public bathroom, I have to take off all my clothes. The thought of clothes being on me while pooping disgusts me for some reason.

I saw someone do this on a programme about weird habits/obsessions

I'm really the one who shot JR.

I can't use public restrooms.

I lost my virginity in a parking lot

Where is that gif of a woman eating napkins?

You girls aren't right

I took a crap on my Britney Spears - Femme Fatale album, took a photo of it and posted it on tumblr.

Oh .......