Each week, we get DOZENS of emails from people asking for our advice. We have ABSOLUTELY no idea why anyone thinks that we're qualified to give anyone advice . . . but this one email was so INTERESTING we thought we'd share it with you all.
Here is an email that was sent to MediaTakeOut.com - they want our ADVICE:
Ok I am a 19 yr old boy and I have been sleeping with my cousin's husband. He's tall, muscular & handsome and so charming, like I literally can't with him. Why is my cousin married to a gay man? Basically, they'd been friends for a while & his family pushed & pushed them to be together since she is pretty (since she's related to me), smart and had feelings for him for a while. He decided that since she's cute & nice he would get with her & pray to god to cure him (he was so dumb) & obviously that didn't work. Here's where I come in.
He stops by my apartment on his way home some days, he'll get me some chicken fingers or something and we'll just have fun together. The sex is legit amazing! He said he used to be turning out all the boys he could back in college (he's 26) so he's like an expert. Don't worry though, we use condoms & I made him show me some test results & he's clean as a whistle. He busy me nice sneakers & chains & he's like the PERFECT boyfriend.
If you're wondering how I could do this to my cousin she as always a bitch to me as a kid. Ironically she tried to get me in trouble with my Grandma because I had a picture of a shirtless guy in my backpack when I was twelve. I told her it was because I wanted to get abs like her & she threw it away but I didnt' get in trouble. My cousin hates gays so in a way it kinda makes the sex even better just knowing her man is gay AND doing me.
Regardless it feels kinda weird hooking up with him knowing that he's slept with my cousin (rarely, but still). I'm starting to feel guilty & people are starting to see him & me around and be like "Since when are ya'll friends?" Should I break it off? Does it make me a bad person even though he was FORCED into a marriage he didn't even want? He still takes care of her & provides for her so is it really wrong?
Our advice . . . you are a scandalous hoe and you should probably go somewhere and DRINK BLEACH. But assuming you decide not to do that . . you should come clean and tell your cousin the truth. Her man is not only LYING about being faithful, and lying about his sexuality . . . but he is scandalous enough to sleep with her cousin.
Actually, can you give your lover a cup of bleach too . .