I've only been in two fights.
One was with a guy from school, and I beat that ass. He stayed stalking me and trying that "you're a ****** and I hate you" ****. So one day, I ran into him at a store and he kept shouting **** at me, so I followed him outside and we exchanged punches, and he left with a bloody nose and face and I left with little to no injuries.
The other time, I got my ass beat by my blowup doll looking stepsister. But it wasn't really a "fight". She's a homophobic, drag queen looking MESS. And she hated me from day one. I called her out on the **** she talked, we exchanged heated words, and she punched me in the face. It kind of felt good, actually. I mean it hurt like a mother****er, but I just laughed the whole time. I couldn't hit her because: a) I don't hit alleged girls, b) her face and fake **** might have popped and broke if I did.