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Shapes
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Post #1
Offensive Jokes
Name the most offensive joke you've ever heard in this thread!
No racist jokes though; I'm not here for that.
I'll start with my personal favorite
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Knix
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Post #2
Nah.
C/H/A/N/E/L
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Post #3
Oh, where to startttt...
My mom's uncle is, like, the God of offensive jokes. Where is he when you need him?
omgitsralph
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Post #4
Didn't find my receipts, Shape?
JonnyϟLightning
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ifyouseekLEM
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Post #6
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Originally posted by
Shape
I'll start with my personal favorite
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just trash.
Absolute trash.
Guero
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Post #7
Your existence.
Guero
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Knix
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Guero
Your existence.
Ki.
Shapes
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Quote:
Originally posted by
omgitsralph
Didn't find my receipts, Shape?
Obsessed with me, Ralph?
TOASTY
Member Since: 11/2/2010
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Post #11
Quote:
Originally posted by
Shape
Name the most offensive joke you've ever heard in this thread!
No racist jokes though; I'm not here for that.
I'll start with my personal favorite
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
lame joke /:
TOASTY
Member Since: 11/2/2010
Posts: 7,797
Post #12
helen keller went to town a ridin on a pony
stuck a feather in his hat and called it "DUHHHHHHH, DUHHHHHHH"
how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Put a plunger in the toilet
these are jokes I heard in middle school that I thought were hilarious at the time...now they meh.
KB.
Member Since: 5/18/2011
Posts: 17,136
Post #13
So you can make jokes about someones death, but we can't make jokes about race. Ch....
ifyouseekLEM
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Post #14
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Originally posted by
TOASTY
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Put a plunger in the toilet
omg.
omgitsralph
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Originally posted by
Shape
Obsessed with me, Ralph?
Your hopes and dreams.
-----
Here's one.
Quote:
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday.
Hooligan
Member Since: 3/27/2009
Posts: 30,284
Post #16
-Ke$ha's a whale
-Ke$ha's a ***-dumpster
These get passed around here like Katy Perry in a Dr. Luke studio, and it's hurtful.
Shapes
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Originally posted by
omgitsralph
Your hopes and dreams.
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Here's one.
I only have love for you.
That joke is amazing though
iHooker
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Post #18
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Originally posted by
omgitsralph
Your hopes and dreams.
-----
Here's one.
Quote:
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday.
Omg...
Amaru
Member Since: 6/17/2011
Posts: 16,910
Post #19
A Priest and a Rabbi run out of a burning school, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and says "What about the kids?!" The Rabbi says "**** the kids!" and the Priest says "Do you think we'll have time?".
skyler
Member Since: 12/28/2010
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Post #20
if someone says tranny they getting reported
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